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Wednesday, 8 February 2012

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Argentine President (the hot looking one, give or take twenty years - actually not give, I mean take, don't add twenty years, that would be hideous, no take twenty years away from her then she would be not bad, anyway..), whats her name, anyway, has announced she would "bomb the shit out of the Falkland Islands" if it wasn't for the fact that the UK had a nuclear arsenal!

"That Thatcher film has started all this" cried the Latin Hottie (TAKE twenty years) "It has reminded each and everyone of us arrogant Argentinians that we were well and truly beaten by the British and their good friends the Scottish and Welsh. We should attack them again, and we would probably win, if it wasn't for them pesky nukes!"

Indeed, as is widely documented, should Argentina invade the Falklands again, which I am sure they are planning, the British have no way of mounting an operation as they did in 1982, therefore, as is quite logical, a British Nuclear Submarine would launch an attack on , no doubt, a small city such as Mendoza or Cordoba. Actually, it says here, in this file I found on the bus, Cordoba.

So the old hag is correct. Go for it you Argie bastards......you know you want to!

Anyway, what a fantastic story, I really had fun writing it and it would be great if this actually happened, if the British, Welsh, Scottish and Irish dropped a nuclear bomb on Argentina. What is the point of having them if you are not going to use them? That's what my Mom said about her giant vibrator anyway.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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