A sad Valentine's day letter.
My Dearest Consuela:
I cannot believe a month has passed since we were separated from each other and I miss you terribly. We met accidently while you were serenading at the Little Mermaid statue in Copenhagen Denmark harbor.
It was love at first sight and we had some good times together. But we both knew our affair could not last, as we come from two different worlds. You are from a distinguished Mexican family and I am a Scandinavian who just wanders around the city living off handouts.
Your father had sent you to school abroad to improve your breeding and I was a distraction. Then Senor Chihuahua came and took you home.