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Monday, 30 January 2012

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David! I told you not to play in the house with that sling! Go practice your harp. We pay good money for those lessons!

Cain! Get off your brother! You're going to kill him some day!

Noah! No, you can't keep them! I told you, don't bring home any more stray animals!

Abraham! Stop wandering around the countryside and get home for supper

Martha! Have you got ants in your pants? Why can't you chill out like your sister, Mary?

Jesus! What do you think, were you born in a barn?

Zacchaeus! Get down from that tree, you'll fall down and hurt yourself!

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