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Tuesday, 17 January 2012

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MONEY: "Dont spend it, steal everything you need"

SEX: "Every tart is fair game except yer dear old Mum".

BEEF: "Easy to milk, a fucker to slaughter, if you do have
a Daisy away from the farm, get yourself a mate that
knows how to use a chainsaw"

NOSE HAIR: "A good cigarette lighter does the trick"

PETROL: "Use unleaded, the forensics hate it, they cant
lift yer dabs after a good brew up!"

PARKING: "Get yerself one of them disabled badges, and
remember to limp when walking away from the car"

NOISE: "If the cunts next door wont give it a rest,
stick the sawn off through the letter box, but
only use the one barrel"

TURNIPS: "What the fuck are they all about?"

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