Oh Dear Oh Dear. I mean can you believe it? I've said it more than once, there should be a law against it. It's them mobiles.
I was up in Lonnon to see Plymouth Argyle play that Leyton Orient and I got on this tube. I tell you, it was like a morgue in there. I spoke to my neighbour and half the carriage turned to stare at me. And then they go out their mobiles!
No one talked to their neighbours they talked into these mobiles. On and on. As if I want to hear about their bloody stupid lives.
Anyway I saw the Argyle draw 0-0 and a boring game it was. They say you can see an exciting 0-0 draw but this wasn't one of them. Hardly a shot on goal. But we got a point.
I tell you it is no fun travelling to support the Pilgrims. There's that Carlisle. I thought we'd never get there, almost in Scotland. Then we lost 2-0 and all the way back.
My wife, she says 'why do you do it Joe?' 'It's my life, my love' I told her 'we'd be bankrupt if it wasn't for me and me mates.'
Down Devon we know what's what I can tell you.