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Saturday, 14 January 2012

1) "Well. It looks like we'll be snowed in for the winter. You want the last piece of beef jerky, Doctor Lecter?"

2) "Give me that! I'll show you how to clean a gun!"

3) "Well, here's your electrical problem right here, ma'am."

4) "Does he bite?"

5) "Wow! The Bronx! And you must be a Negro!"

6) "How sharp is it?"

7) "I wonder why they call this Death Valley?"

8) "I disagree, Mister Obama."

9) "Think I can jump it?"

10) "Relax, Peg. Statistics say you're more likely to die in a car wreck than an airplane."

11) "Hey, Hitler. Aren't you part Jewish too?"

12) "Go ahead. Take your best shot, Mister Tyson."


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