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Tuesday, 3 January 2012

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2008: I will get my weight down below 170 pounds and will definitely give up smoking.

2009: I will watch my calories until my weight is below 200 pounds and maybe give up smoking too.

2010: I will follow my new diet until I get below 220 pounds, but I have decided not to give up the cigarettes just yet.

2011: I will work out once a week on my way to the tobacconist.

2012: I will drive past a gym at least once a week.

Maybe next year I will give up! (On everything; smoking, dieting, keeping fit and driving)

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