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Monday, 2 January 2012

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The British economy has had a turbulent 2011 and 2012 promises to be even more unsettled.

Predictions for 2012:

* The worst outlook for jobs in 22-years.

* Highest inflation rates for 24-years.

* Outlook for the UK economy is 'bleak'. The Euro-zone crisis is unresolved and country after country is being forced to adopt extreme austerity measures that will result in large falls in output."

* Housing Benefits to be cut deeply.

* Highest prices ever for electricity.

* Highest prices ever for fuel.

* Highest prices ever for gas.

* Bigger riots forecast for the summer than last year.

* More Violent criminals to be released early from prison.

* Politicians to get another increase in expenses.

Happy New Year!

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