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Sunday, 1 January 2012

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An Ode About a Certain Malevolent Condition that has Acquired a Pathogenicity that Threatens Mankind Across the Globe as It affects the Bowels of Those Who are Afflicted with its Curse

Presented in Its Entirety by the Poet Laureate on the Mundane, the Preposterous, and the Absurd: Sir Hondo Thwaite, Esq. to His Most Excellent, Gracious Majesty, Dionysius XII, as He Recovers from a Facial Blight that has Consumed his Proboscis and now Threatens the Existence of His Upper Lip.

There once was a man named Floyd
Who became most overjoyed

When his butt they did grab
To surgically jab

His painfully gross hemorrhoid.

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