Ron Paul: Hi Michele, the guys sure do miss your pretty smiling face at our GOP debates. I just thought I'd say hi and ask if you have forgiven me for saying that your stupid hairdo looks fake.
Michele Bachmann: Hi Ronnie, no I have not and I thought that I asked you to stop making entries into my Facebook account. I am still mad about the remark where you said that I looked like Sarah Palin. You know I cannot stand that reindeer-stalking bitch and you said it just to be mean.
Ron Paul: I know. I guess I'm still upset at the fact that you told Newt Gingrich that I look like I could have fought in the Civil War.
Michele Bachmann: Well you do.
Ron Paul: Your mama Michele. And your grandmama on your mama's side too.
President Obama: Well hello there my brutha and sista from a different mutha, how y'all be doin' and shit…huh?