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Wednesday, 11 January 2012

image for Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham - The Arboretum No longer resident at the Nottingham Arboretum - they were stolen!

Your tour guide will walk you through the route from Hyson Green, to the Nottingham Arboretum - describing along the way, the current multi-culturally rich lifestyle as opposed to the history of Nottingham in the same area.

Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham

The Arboretum
A place where an extensive variety of woody plants are cultivated for scientific, educational, and ornamental purposes.

We start at Radford Road, departing from where the Alms Cottages were situated, until the 1960's, when the then new Police Station was built, and later fire-bombed in the 1982 and 2011 Nottingham Riots.

We walk up along the road, past where 'The Grand Theatre', where Nottingham's first screening of films to the public were on 13th July 1896 was situated. It closed in the 50's. It reopened as the Leno Cinema, and was very popular. The bookies shop that got raided last month is now at this spot on the road.

As we pass the Jeweller's shop on our left, that was ram raided in the 2011 riots, and we pass the alleyway that Albert Staples (71) was stabbed to death in, in 2008, we come to the 'We buy gold' pawnbrokers, where the Co-op food store stood up until 2000, and the police car was fire-bombed in 2011.

As we get to where now stands the much shop-lifted Asda (Walmart) store, that replaced the twelve year old blocks of flats that had to be pulled down due to their crumbling concrete, we see the graffiti covered war memorial plaque near the market stalls, in front of the public house where two men were stabbed last March.

Over the road on our right, the church that has now become a mosque is sat between the Indian take-away, and the Benefits Office. Neither being attacked during the riots.

At the second-hand charity shop, next to the three closed down retail units, we turn left onto the damaged trees-lined Gregory Boulevard, with the remains of the fire-bombed cafe on our left, hidden behind the graffiti covered advertising panels.

We cross the road to our right, we pass the Oriental/Asian food superstore, with its colourful array of old fruit, wrinkled vegetables, and threatening stares from the gathering clan of local youths waiting to go to the Job Centre Plus.

At the traffic lights near the Forest recreation fields, and closed down church, we turn up Mount Hooton Road, where the Tram stops, and park & ride car park, that had three cars stolen and fourteen damaged in the 2011 Nottingham riots, is situated.

We walk up the hill, ignoring the condoms and blood on the pavement, and cross over the road at the out of order pedestrian crossing lights.

At the top of the hill, we pass the Public House on our left of what now is Waverley Street, down the hill.

On our left, the P N E U Schools (Independent) at 13 Waverley Street, with its security guards and alarmed gates, and on our right, the rows of old Victorian houses, in which the rich and wealthy of Nottingham once lived, the first two now knocked into one and occupied by the Ukrainian Social Club.

Down the hill, we come to the first gate into the Nottingham Arboretum (where I was mugged last September), where you can imagine the nannies would take their charges for a stroll in their prams, listen to the music from the Band Stand, and partake in an ice-cream. Today it is where the prostitutes take their charges for a stroll in their knickers, listen to the music from their ipods, and partake in sex and drugs.

There was always a park keeper prepared to take care of you in the old days. Nowadays there is always a mugger lurking to take care of your money, mobile, and cash-card.

Where once the lovingly cared for beds of flowers flourished, the detritus and debris of the current lifestyle litter the place, fag-ends, dumped old cycles, condoms, phlegm, sweet wrappers, and the like.

The large pond, once so praised and appreciated by Nottingham folk, now stinks as the leaves are left to rot in the water. The few ducks left struggle to swim in the murky water, and the peacocks have all been killed or stolen.

The CCTV camera put in place in 2006, and had its wires cut the same day, is still not operational.

Where once the cafe hut was always busy, and the chairs outside always full of happy sociable customers, now the chairs have been stolen, and they only sell coke and sandwiches through the narrow security grating.

We walk down passing the Mansfield Road entrance, where the Police van was attacked in the 2011 Nottingham riots, and Karen Mitchell was raped last April, we pass the Park Bench donated in the memory of a local councillor, now vandalised and dilapidated, next to the spot where the police found a knife, that turned out to be the murder weapon used in the killing of a 54 year-old female shop assistant on Mansfield Road, another unsolved murder, in 2002.

We end this enjoyable Historical Walk of Olde Nottingham, exiting the Arboretum opposite the fire-bombed in the 2011 Nottingham riots, Police Station, now closed down.

Anyone interested in taking a 'Guided tour of Olde Nottingham', please contact the Tour Guide, Inchcock, at Nottingham City Hospital, or The Jobcentre Plus Offices on Parliament Street, or Alcoholics Anonymous.

More Historical Walks of Ye Olde Nottingham to follow

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