I would like a manufacturing sector for Christmas. We seem to have lost our old one.
I am not sure what to ask for this year - something to stop those South Europeans from badgering us for more money would be useful. Perhaps a Swiss bank account, or a big stick.
For Christmas I would like either my wife or my mistress to have larger breasts, I'll let you decide. Also if you could give the UK a credit downgrade then I will spend Christmas wringing my hands with superiorly smug satisfaction.
It's a pleasure to write you. For Christmas I'd like you to give me the most outrageous, redneck, conservative Bible basher possible for a Republican candidate.
Thank you very much,
Ni-Hao Bearded Western Present Wizard,
I hope your elves are nearly finished those suitcase nuclear weapons I ordered. They should help us begin 2012 with a bang and by Chinese New Year we will have begun our campaign of world conquest.
Also more crispy duck, we ran out.