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Saturday, 17 December 2011

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It's been a really, really messed up week
These memories of Christmas bringing days of torture
So my boyfriend texted and broke up with me
He's an Arlington douche and it's time for me to un-friend him

La la la Bah Humbug la la la Wanna death stick? la la la Bah Humbug la la la

We're really raving tonight, tonight
There's a party at the big dome top of the dome
Tonight, tonight were meetin' where the Cowboys play their big game
I don't know if I'll make it but it's Comic con… fuck it!
It's all right all right tonight, tonight

I woke up with a strange tattoo
Not sure how I got it not a dollar in my pocket
And it kinda looks just like Yoda
Mixed with Jean Claude Van Damn--it

La la la Bah Humbug la la la Wanna death stick? la la la Bah Humbug la la la

We're really going tonight, tonight
There's a Star Wars costume party. You should come and join me.
Tonight, tonight and were dancing like we're from that forest moon
I don't know if I'll make it but it's Comic con… fuck it!
It's all right all right tonight, tonight
You got me singing like

La la la Bah Humbug la la la Wanna death stick? la la la Bah Humbug la la la

Just don't stop let's keep the beat thumping.
Keep the beat up. Hey, there's Jim Parsons?
It's my party I'll dance if I want to
We can get crazy let it all out

Just don't stop let's keep the beat thumping.
Keep the beat up. Hey, there's Jim Parsons?
It's my party I'll dance if I want to
We can get crazy let it all out

It's you and me. Did you say you saw Captain Kirk?
And its me and you and we're breaking the dome
And ain't nobody gonna tell us to go. Except that guy Jerry Jones.

Everybody
Woah come on ohh. Are you all Wampas?
Woah let me hear you now ohh

We're really raving tonight, tonight
There's a party at the big dome top of the dome
Tonight, tonight were meetin' where the Cowboys play their big game
I don't know if I'll make it but it's Comic con… fuck it!
It's all right all right tonight, tonight
It's all right all right tonight, tonight
Yeah it's all right all right tonight, tonight

Just singing like
Woah come on ohh all you geeky people
Woah all you geeky guys ohh even the old kids

Just don't stop let's keep the beat thumping!
Keep the beat up. Hey, there's Jim Parsons?
It's my party I'll dance if I want to
We can get crazy. Let's all just shout!

Just don't stop let's keep the beat thumping!
Keep the beat up. Hey, there's Jim Parsons?
It's my party I'll dance if I want to
We can get crazy. Let's all just shout!

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