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Sunday, 18 December 2011

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Some of this years biggest selling Christmas season toys include The LeapFrog LeapPad Explorer Tablet, The Lalaloopsy Silly Hair Doll, The Trash Pack Trashies Garbage Truck, Crayola Crayon Makers, Monster High Dolls, Nerf Vortex Nitron Blaster, and Transformers Dark of the Moon Ultimate Optimus Prime

But on the other side of the coin are Christmas toys that no one is purchasing. The highly reputable toy research firm, Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America has just released its list of toys for the 2011 Christmas season that are just not selling. Here now is that list.

The Worst Selling Christmas Toys For 2011

  1. The Do-It-Yourself Permanent Tattoo Starter Kit
  2. Junior Pepper Spray Bottles
  3. The Hamster Cannon
  4. The Coach Jerry Sandusky Bobblehead Doll
  5. Donald Trump Toupees
  6. Toy Soldiers Made From Louisiana Tar Balls
  7. The Heidi Montag Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll
  8. The Little Cutie Pie Homemaker Cricket Baking Mini-Oven
  9. Sponge Bob Square Pants Fake Condoms
  10. The Rosie O'Donnell Life-Size Inflatable Lesbian Doll

Most of these toys have already been shipped back to the manufacturer. If anyone is interested in purchasing any of the above toys you may do so by going to www.nonsellingtoys.dot

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