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Saturday, 17 December 2011

image for The IN SEINE winter collection 2011 "Somebody needs to rub my belly and tell me I'm pretty!"

Here are some humorous t-shirts to wear around town.
Put one on and see how many laughs you get:

* Here I am! Now What are Your Other Two Wishes?
* I Recycle. I Wore this Shirt Yesterday.
* I'm Good in Bed. I can sleep for Days!
* Also Available in Sober.
* Voted Class of 2057's Most Likely to Travel Back in Time.
* I'm like a Museum - Look But Don't Touch.
* Somebody Needs to Rub My Belly and Tell Me I'm Pretty.
* Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm a Raving Lunatic.
* The World Doesn't Revolve Around You, it Revolves Around Me!
* I'm Like a Good Book. Wanna Curl Up With Me?
* I Do All My Own Stunts.
* I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage!

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