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Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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Cousin Dog ( a.k.a. - Samuel Michael Schildkraut ) says:

Best Picture - Letters From Iwo Jima

Best Director - Martin Scorcese - The Departed

Best Actor - Forest Whitaker ( The Last King Of Scotland )

Best Actress - Helen Miren ( The Queen )

Best Supporting Actor - Alan Arkin ( Little Miss Sunshine )

Best Supporting Actress - Rinko Kukichu ( Babel )

Foreign Langauge Film - The Lives Of Others

Adapted Screenplay - Borat

Original Screenplay - Letters From Iwo Jima

Animated Film - Cars

Art Direction - The Pirates Of The Carribean/Dead Man's Chest

Cinematography - Children Of Men

Sound Mixing - Dreamgirls

Sound Editing - Apocalypto

Original Score - The Good German

Original Song - An Inconvenient Truth

Costume - The Devil Wears Prada

Documentary - Iraq In Fragments

Documentary Short - Rehearsing A Dream

Film Editing - United 93

Makeup - Pan's Labyrinth

Animated Film Short - No Time For Nuts

Live Action Short - West Bank Story

Visual Effects - Superman Returns

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