Please join me each day as I reveal the words and phrases guaranteed to keep you single for a whole year. Sourced directly from the world's finest internet dating profiles, Your Daily Flexicon is the essential guide for the online dater, or indeed anyone who has a thing for typos, malapropisms and plane baad speling.
This entry sticks in my mind for two reasons - it was in the very first profile I looked at when I decided to try online dating, and I think you'll agree it has a certain chilling resonance:
"I like cooking cars girls and motorbikes"
I don't care how pressed for time you are, never underestimate the importance of a comma. This profile wasn't up for very long. Maybe the author met the plucky girl of his gastronomic dreams. More likely, he's currently "helping police with their enquiries."