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Wednesday, 16 November 2011

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It was claimed the so-called truth drug was slipped into the glass of water that welcomed the Minister of Employment when he visited a group of unemployed people who wanted to ask him questions.

Here are the revelations which will shock a nation!

'Why is Unemployment so high' was the first question.

'Well, if everyone is afraid of being unemployed wages can be reduced and conditions for workers curtailed. We can sack people when we feel like.'

'How does this Help?'

'It may not help everyone but those who are running businesses can make much more money this way.'

'But what do the unemployed people do?'

'Why don't you go on a long march to demonstrate your objections to our policy?'

'But you won't listen.'

'Of course not but it will keep you busy.'

'Who do you blame for the unemplyment figures'

'Well, I know we have always blamed the last Government for what is going wrong but we would have done exactly the same so I won't mislead you. You are the ones at fault for being unemployed@

A hand appeared and yanked the Employment Minister away and a civil servant appeared to tell everyone that the Minister had gone to hospital.

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