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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

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Seve Balleisteros:

You've played your last eighteen.
Strolled your last green.
If there is a golf course in heaven.
Will you use the number seven.

By Arnold Mitercrump. Florida

Osama Bin Laden:

You ugly bearded bastard.
Copt it from the Yanks.
Did you hear the missile.
Before it hit you on the head.

By Col. Percy Pummel. Saffron Waldon

Dom DeLuise:

You made me laugh.
A very funny man.
Some of your jokes were good.
Some of them quite bad.

By Margret Thatcher. Chelsea. London

Salvador Dali:

Your paintings I liked.
The one with the clocks was good.
Did you paint by numbers.
We shall never know.

By Peter Blake. Malvern

Mahatma Gandhi:

You were good at speaker.
Did it all the time.
Why were you so skinny.
Did you not eat alot.

By Depak Singh. Hounslow

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