Cameron made to apologise for "grossly offensive" Hillsborough remarks, pity,
He believes the lower order folk are full of superfluity,
Until election time, when he requires our vote and comity,
Shows you how he makes it easy for us to show him our reprehensibility!
Damian Green - Britain's Immigration Minister, said:
"Immigration has been too high", he's not notice before,? another pity?
Has he and other MPs not noticed the voters unacceptability?
Of the 10.9 million population increase, he said 7.4 million will be due to migration and just 3.5 million from "natural growth" an unfair distributivity,
These Government figures reveal their very falsifiability!
"What can we do about it, without offending someone's dignity?
Sayeeda Warsi Claims:
£500 of taxpayers' money was blown in a casino in Sydney, accusingly,
On a credit card registered to ex-Deputy PM John Prescott's office, apparently,
One of 42 cards used, totalling over £38000 actually,
Well I suppose it helps the mites, now we're watching their expenses do you see?
Tax cheating minister Vince Cable:
Refused to apologise, for his tax evasion and his fiddling fallibility,
It forces us to question the MPs honesty and dependability,
Let alone trusting to their reliability and capability,
The Coalition's standing, must be on a steep declivity!
Chancellor George Osborne:
Revealed he had no idea how much tax he was raking in on a litre of fuel, showing his unsuitability,
He failed three times to get it right, showing his mathematical vulnerability,
Giving Labour hacks a moment of sweet hilarity,
He was totally unperturbed, that was seen with clarity,
Another Coalition embarrassment, like the one with Fox and Werrity!
Paul Burstow - Minister of State for Care Services
Announced cuts of £1.3bn in care for the vulnerable elderly,
A terrible thing for anyone in their caducity,
An easy target for MPs, these people of frangibility,
Burstow was branded as crueller than Walter Mitty,
He smiled after the announcement, showing great impassivity.