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Sunday, 23 October 2011

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Hayley Taylor said the millions of unemployed Need carrots, not sticks!
And help to understand the messages from the Government dicks,
Not bullying, threatening, mocking or dirty Government tricks,
And their volatile confusing verbal acrobatics!

Liam Fox MP was dignified, but still disgraced, this week don't you know,
His resignation as Defence Secretary must have been a blow,
To his friends Damien, Julian, Wilberforce and Plato,
It didn't affect his offshore accounts, or gold reserves though!

Oliver Letwin MP, caught dumping government papers in the park antic,
His actions will go down, alongside Fox's classic,
Was it a back-hander, bribery, it makes one sick,
Whatever, he'll still feed on caviar, and not a fish-stick!

Debate to call for a referendum on UK's membership of the EU,
Cameron saying it is a diversion, whatever shall I do,
Miliband say's yes to it, like all his cronies too,
Hague say's It's rediculous asking voters for their view!

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