Fido, a smart dog, recently barked to a Spoof writer who understands dog talk. Fido's chief gripe was about the stupid things humans say. A few of Fido's examples of stupid comments by humans are given below, followed by an observation from the dog:
He's so stupid he couldn't be elected dog catcher. "Uh, hello. Successful dog catchers are VERY smart."
Good doggie. "Soooooooooooo condescendi...
Ode to the little turd who wouldn't be flushed!
Oh little turd, of all the millions and zillions of turds that have existed in the world even in my lifetime, why oh why were you the one that refused to be flushed?
Little turd,You are not all that much different from the rest...a little smaller, a little rounder and yes quite nice in texture but little turd, why you?
Little turd, what made...
Guess what I found in my bowl of cereal this morning? It's a Super Duper Delegate Ticket to your Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.
Unfortunately a medical condition prevents me from attending. I'm allergic to political hypocrisy.
My question is: Can I sell the ticket or trade it for something I can use?
My understanding is that a super duper delegate is granted special po...
Donald Trump likes to play up his status as a family man, displaying current and former wives along with his children for effect. But his proposed "One Child" policy for Hispanics is already having a disastrous effect on many families in the US.
For one woman her dream of marrying may have to wait indefinitely. Mercedes, who works as a bathroom gender guard in Asheville North Carolina, told thi...
With apologies to William Blake.
Trump supporters burning bright,
In the dark hearts of their night,
What infernal hand or eye
Could flame their fearful bigotry?
By what vicious, twisted lies
Burns the fire in their eyes?
On what wings dare Trump aspire?
What the hand that flames his fire?
By what bluster and dark arts,
Could twist the sinews of their hearts?
And when Trump's hat...
A team of researchers at Michigan state university have evidence that confirms what many have long suspected: People love their dogs more than their kids.
The research team led by Dr. April Mgonke took real time scans of subjects brains and looked at specific areas of the brain that became active when subjects were asked either about their pets or their children.
"We saw that areas in the...
You, the individual, will be on your own. Totally. What you know will only be what we allow you to know.
You will be responsible to US for all you say and do. If we do not approve of what you say or do, we will punish you.
You will never question us. You will never raise your voice to us. We control the controllers. We parent your parents.
We, the global government will not serve you. YOU...
Naldrett News Magazine was surprised to get a call from John Miller, Trump's publicist who sounds exactly like Donald Trump. The reason the magazine was so surprised is that they cover Spit Island and vicinity. Spit Island is one of the smallest of the Hawaiian Islands and when John Miller was asked why he had singled out this news magazine, Miller responded that we were in the only time zone that...