Funny story: New York Babies Start Yakking at Birth

New York Babies Start Yakking at Birth

A seven-week old baby who said HELLO has become a worldwide sensation, but New Yorkers are unimpressed. That's because it's always been rumored that New York babies, when no one is around, start yakking shortly after leaving the womb. An intrepid reporter from TheSpoof.com decided to test the truth of the rumor by setting up a hidden video cam in a nursery for newborns at a NY hospital. It turn...
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The Foundering Fathers, on Original Intent

"The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex." 19th Amendment to the Constitution, ratified, 1920 We hold these truths to be self evident-- That all men are created equally Except for political expediency Where slaves are three-fifths property. These truths we're told are quite self evident: Th...
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Colbert Has Quit, Now Jon Stewart Is Going- Soon We Shall Be Totally Abandoned.

The Apocalypse is close at hand. The signs of the times are showing themselves. I am sure that there is a verse in Revelations that says "...and verily all the good comedians will leave the scene and only darkness shall thereafter be manifest...". Jon Stewart, primary televised purveyor of jokes and satirist extraordinaire for the entire western hemisphere has announced that he will be leaving...
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Funny story: 10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

10 Things You Need to Know About Donald Trump's Presidential Run

Atlantic City, New Jersey -- Casino kingpin and reality TV star Donald Trump has put together an "exploratory committee" that will help him determine whether or not to run for President. Here are 10 things you have to look forward to if the panel gives him the green light: 1. His wig will have its own motorcade. 2. Expressing a preference for staying alive, Trump refuses Secret Service prote...
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Funny story: Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

Give up Fox News for Lent? No, never! Not this Troglodyte!

My priest, Monsignor Felix Fyodore Ayonsokopsosky, told me I should give up Fox News for Lent. "You have been acting very strange lately, my son. You need to quit watching Fox News. You look terrible. You smell worse than terrible. You've become paranoid schizophrenic. It's made you a cave dweller," Monsignor Ayonsokopsosky told me after confession. "But Father Ayonsokopsosky, Fox News has b...
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Stormy Weather

Have you ever had a storm named after you? If so, and you are still alive to read this story, consider yourself lucky. Only 3% of the people who have storms named after them live to tell about it. Weather (pun intended), it is a winter storm, a hurricane, a tornado, or anything else, those people who have had the misfortune of a storm using their name, usually suffer weird and unexplained death...
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Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dick Cheney has said that Obama is the worst President of his lifetime. Here are a few responses: Pol Pot stated: "I agree, and I often do agree with Cheney anyway. And I feel the same way about Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was an evil bastard. I mean, look what he did to the boat people. And look at how he humiliated the former landowning class. Anyone who would massacre innocent people on the gro...
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Funny story: Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Republican politicians claim Hillary Clinton had a love connection with Osama Bin Laden and define her as a serial traitor. High five! They insist this information can be verified in the 31,000 emails exchanged while she was Secretary of State and why she is holding fast to that server. Reliable sources revealed Hillary was in the process of divorcing Bill to marry Osama Bin Laden, (or...
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Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"

A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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Funny story: Cookie Monster Warns Democrats About "Coded Speciesism"

Cookie Monster Warns Democrats About "Coded Speciesism"

Semi-Humorous Disclaimer: No disrespect to Jim Henson Production Intended. I always used to love Sesame Street, so this, in a way, is my small tribute to my old friends; and this one was my best buddy of all. And I think it's important to remember (regardless of what some journalists from famous non-satire outlet Fox News might say) that the Cookie Monster, Elmo, Oscar the Grouch and others are...
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Funny story: GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP leaders held a press conference after the news that job growth continued to expand dramatically under Democratic guidance. John Boehner surrounded by Ted Cruz and other Tea Party notables announced today: "This president with his pro growth policies is forcing folks back to work to make his Libtards look good before the 2016 election!" Washington reporter Candy Cookie asked him; " Are yo...
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Funny story: The Onion says The Spoof Has Jerkoff Editors, who knew?

The Onion says The Spoof Has Jerkoff Editors, who knew?

Moishe Pipick editor in chief for The Onion told Vanity Fair in an interview today: "If you look at the quality of coruscating satiric humor on The Spoof it's like a parody of fake news itself!" He said; 'they have some terrific writers and we have hired some recently like David Nelson and they all basically say the same thing -'The best stuff is left on the cutting room floor because their...
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Funny story: Confessions to Gay Priests Don't Count says Pope Francis

Confessions to Gay Priests Don't Count says Pope Francis

In an amazing revelation from His Eminence in the Vatican today; The Pope asserted during an interview with the Catholic Times Magazine, that Catholics who gave their confessions to Homo Priests would not be absolved from their sins -- he stated; "Priests who have been found outa to be queers have no standing with Goda, and any absolutions whicha they gave --are null and voida!" Catholic Ti...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says Drinking Age Should be 35 - Early Drinking Ruined His life!

Rush Limbaugh Says Drinking Age Should be 35 - Early Drinking Ruined His life!

He told Fox news today while visiting the Koch Brothers at Their Ranch in Aspen Colorado: - "If I had not started drinking at 18 I would not be sitting here around the pool with my best pals the Koch Brothers and getting drunk and high out of my Gourd on Oxycotin with four Russian Hookers!" "These libtards are so fcking permissive with their liberal spawn that they can get away with anything!"...
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Funny story: List of Dating Deal Breakers

List of Dating Deal Breakers

We at SpoofFeed were genuinely interested in what your dating turn-offs are and the deal-breakers that make you wanna run for the door and bail out on your date and rob them of any confidence that they had, publicly humiliate them and leave them as a mangled shell of their former self. We went out to the streets of L.A and asked some young people we found and this is what they had to say.
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Funny story: The Best Dream He Ever Had

The Best Dream He Ever Had

On reflection, he was more than happy that he had lived to experience such an event, however unreal it may have appeared at the time. He could see it all clearly now. Gazing up at the stars that seemed suddenly close and friendly he could not help but replay the scene over and over in his mind. To a stunned and packed Senate gathering President Barack Obama got slowly to his feet to announce th...
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Funny story: How to write a good spoof story

How to write a good spoof story

Before you write an article, collect facts on your subject by making a list of all the pertinent information that needs to be included in the article. Remember to keep the reader interested in your story by making each paragraph informative or funny. Your story should have one or two of these elements to bring out the funny: First, the element of surprise. Surprise is the key to good comedy...
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