I Wire Tapped Trump Tower

Funny story: I Wire Tapped Trump Tower
Ok, I admit this in writing, anonymously, for now I fear for my life. I wire tapped Trump Tower. President Trump blames Obama, but I have never met President Obama and in all honesty, although it would make a great story, President Obama had nothing to do with it. Actually, it was Hillary Clinton, well not directly, but it was Hillary's team who directed the wiretap. I should be more clea...
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Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Funny story: Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment
Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...
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Sessions hunts "Swamp Thing"

Funny story: Sessions hunts "Swamp Thing"
Washington DC - Senator Sessions got out his guitar, got together with his boys in the garage to celebrate his confirmation with a brand new set of Lyrics for "Wild Thing", reproduced below. He and the boys cranked it up so loud the swamp things got all agitated like. Swamp thing, you make my pigeon sing You make everything a felony, swamp thing Swamp , I think I hate you But I wanna kno...
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Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!

Funny story: Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway!
Alternate Facts You Didn't Know About KellyAnne Conway! Sure, everyone KNOWS what the "fake media" says about KellyAnne Elizabeth Conway, but how much do we REALLY know about her? This intrepid reporter decided to find out, and went slogging through public records, numerous internet news sites, and the back pages of the National Inquirer to scope out the true alternate facts about the mysteriou...
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The Vodka Diet™!

Funny story: The Vodka Diet™!
WELCOME to the website of THE VODKA DIET™! You are the 2nd visitor to this site! We at THE VODKA DIET™ are excited to bring you the information you need to attain a healthy and happy lifestyle! Are you ready to join the millions of people worldwide who have discovered the benefits of THE VODKA DIET™? Here's how to get started: First, select your short term and long t...
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Estimates of What Will Happen to Scamatology After Davey Makemerich Makes His Exit

Funny story: Estimates of What Will Happen to Scamatology After Davey Makemerich Makes His Exit
Cambridge, ENG Scholars as well as religious apologists are intensely watching the cult of Scamatology, which has been getting a flurry of attention in the media. "Many people can't help but notice that the cult is shrinking, even as it soaks his last remaining members for money to transform large buildings into Cult Castles. Then, after they dedicate the big building with a lot of people buse...
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About Those Cigarettes In Your Shirt Pocket

Funny story: About Those Cigarettes In Your Shirt Pocket
I always liked visiting the Super Bowl Pub in Wheaton, Maryland to check in with my fellow dregs to catch up on the local news, down copious beverages, talk bull and shoot some pool. Most of all we liked to talk to our good friend and owner, John, who when he saw us playing pool mumbled: "I wish you would play darts and hit someone in the back of the head rather than ruin my good pool tables".
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Man Who Predicted Trump Victory Says Aliens Helped Him Win

Funny story: Man Who Predicted Trump Victory Says Aliens Helped Him Win
Donald Trump continues to pedal the theory that fraudulent illegal alien voters cost him the popular vote in the presidential election. Now, the man who predicted Donald Trump would win the election says, it was not illegal aliens, but space aliens that tipped the US election in Trump's favor. I talked to Tony Fife at his compound in Gaslight, Nevada, where he and others like him are prepar...
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Pink Loses Suit Against Manufacturer of "Lick Pink" Gear

"You can't complain about a parody that associates your brand with a sexual act if your brand is already named 'Like Pink,'" said the judge in the case.
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Funny story: NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

Part I: Let's all be made aware of Robin Rhodes. Robin Rhodes, of Worcester, is accused of attacking a Muslim airline employee at New York's JFK International Airport, allegedly kicking and shouting obscenities at the woman and telling her that President Donald Trump "will get rid of all of you,". (For clarity and journalistic integrity , I will say that this account starts as completely 100...
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Funny story: Дорогой Хиллари (Dear Hillary)

Дорогой Хиллари (Dear Hillary)

Please excuse my bad English. You most probably are wondering why I am writing to you, after what happened. What I did. Is very hard for man like me to admit, but I made mistake. How you say in American, "Vlad backed wrong horse." Or maybe even better, "Vlad have buyer's regret." Would much rather have you in White House than unpredictable red head. You at least are predictable. But I...
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Funny story: Melania Trump's White House Tour

Melania Trump's White House Tour

Investigative Discovery, Melania's favorite channel, was asked to host the tour that Melania wanted to give the nation of what she calls is the "New White House." "Yes, thank you" started Melania. "The first I noticed upon first looking was how old everything was. Those were the first things I got rid of. The help would be "that's been here since the Jefferson administration" and I'd be like, e...
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Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...
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Funny story: Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner: The ACME Golden Shower

Vladimir E Coyote vs The Trump Runner: The ACME Golden Shower

BILLINGSGATE POST: In any story playing off Wile E Coyote and the Road Runner, I have agreed to implement the same rules as those governing encounters between these two characters and apply them to Vladimir E Coyote and the Trump Runner, so help me God. THE RULES: RULE 1. THE TRUMP RUNNER CANNOT HARM VLADIMIR COYOTE EXCEPT BY GOING "BEEP-BEEP!" RULE 2. NO OUTSIDE FORCE CAN HARM VLADIMIR C...
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Funny story: How To Be Likable

How To Be Likable

We all want to be popular. Unfortunately, we don't all have the face of popularity. Likability, now that's something we can all achieve. And with these four easy steps to follow, you'll be likable in no time! 1. Have a sense of humor. If you don't have one, immediately after saying something, stare at the listener (preferably a stranger) in the eyes and say in a low voice, "You're supposed to b...
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Funny story: It's Awesome! A Year of Tweets From the President of the United States

It's Awesome! A Year of Tweets From the President of the United States

January 20, 2017. Can't believe the size of the crowd IT'S JUST AWESOME! #impotus January 21, 2017. Media got it wrong again must have been a million people there just ask the security detail #impotus February 22, 2017, Associated Press: "The streets of London were clogged with tens of thousands of people protesting the visit of President Trump." Many many more than that and they were we...
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Funny story: Xenu Escapes, Likes Trump and Decides to Go to Marcab Confederacy Instead of Invading Earth

Xenu Escapes, Likes Trump and Decides to Go to Marcab Confederacy Instead of Invading Earth

It has been revealed by Trumps' public relations team that Xenu, who according to Scamatology texts, infected the human race with "body thetans" approximately 75 million years ago. Just a few days after Christmas, Xenu managed to escape from the electronic mountain trap in the Pyrenees that had held him for approximately 75 million years. Looking for Earth's leader, he came to Trump Tower to me...
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