I Wire Tapped Trump Tower

Funny story: I Wire Tapped Trump Tower
Ok, I admit this in writing, anonymously, for now I fear for my life. I wire tapped Trump Tower. President Trump blames Obama, but I have never met President Obama and in all honesty, although it would make a great story, President Obama had nothing to do with it. Actually, it was Hillary Clinton, well not directly, but it was Hillary's team who directed the wiretap. I should be more clea...
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I am Addicted to Pop-Tarts

Funny story: I am Addicted to Pop-Tarts
To the Editor: I am an adult male in my thirties, ok, forties, in great shape. A family man. Hardworking. Loyal. I don't drink or gamble or smoke. Not even pot. But I have a secret. I am addicted to Pop-Tarts. Strawberry, never frosted, sometimes chocolate, frosted, and occasionally, around Christmas, frosted brown sugar. There, I said it, aloud, although anonymously. Can the voi...
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Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment

Funny story: Drone Crashes Through Window, Lands in NY Apartment
Yikes! Are the aliens from outer space arriving? No, not yet, anyway. There's an interesting backstory here. A reporter from The Spoof, one skilled in talking and understanding "drone talk," has gotten the scoop from the nosy drone. Here's the skinny. Apparently the drone was flying near the apartment house when he noticed that one of the residents was watching the movie "Star Wars,"...
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Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane

Funny story: Falcons (NOT the Football Player Variety) on a Plane
Folks on the Internet were surprised to see recently a photo of a big group of falcons relaxing while traveling in the cabin of a plane! Interviews with the flying falcons revealed a number of interesting things about the flight: -- For some of the falcons it was a maiden voyage. The rookie falcons put the airline-provided barf bags over their heads, so they wouldn't have to "see" the takeof...
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Sessions hunts "Swamp Thing"

Funny story: Sessions hunts "Swamp Thing"
Washington DC - Senator Sessions got out his guitar, got together with his boys in the garage to celebrate his confirmation with a brand new set of Lyrics for "Wild Thing", reproduced below. He and the boys cranked it up so loud the swamp things got all agitated like. Swamp thing, you make my pigeon sing You make everything a felony, swamp thing Swamp , I think I hate you But I wanna kno...
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Дорогой Хиллари (Dear Hillary)

Funny story: Дорогой Хиллари (Dear Hillary)
Please excuse my bad English. You most probably are wondering why I am writing to you, after what happened. What I did. Is very hard for man like me to admit, but I made mistake. How you say in American, "Vlad backed wrong horse." Or maybe even better, "Vlad have buyer's regret." Would much rather have you in White House than unpredictable red head. You at least are predictable. But I...
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The Vodka Diet™!

Funny story: The Vodka Diet™!
WELCOME to the website of THE VODKA DIET™! You are the 2nd visitor to this site! We at THE VODKA DIET™ are excited to bring you the information you need to attain a healthy and happy lifestyle! Are you ready to join the millions of people worldwide who have discovered the benefits of THE VODKA DIET™? Here's how to get started: First, select your short term and long t...
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About Those Cigarettes In Your Shirt Pocket

Funny story: About Those Cigarettes In Your Shirt Pocket
I always liked visiting the Super Bowl Pub in Wheaton, Maryland to check in with my fellow dregs to catch up on the local news, down copious beverages, talk bull and shoot some pool. Most of all we liked to talk to our good friend and owner, John, who when he saw us playing pool mumbled: "I wish you would play darts and hit someone in the back of the head rather than ruin my good pool tables".
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Trump Sends Secret Service to Walter Reed Hospital to Find the Gang of Green

"I just saw somewhere that someone there died because of gang of green. We're on it!" said Trump.
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Funny story: NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

NEW SERIES: Poking Fun At Horrific People- (This is where I take horrible, horrible people and mock them incessantly to make myself feel good.) by Steven W. Rouach

Part I: Let's all be made aware of Robin Rhodes. Robin Rhodes, of Worcester, is accused of attacking a Muslim airline employee at New York's JFK International Airport, allegedly kicking and shouting obscenities at the woman and telling her that President Donald Trump "will get rid of all of you,". (For clarity and journalistic integrity , I will say that this account starts as completely 100...
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Funny story: How much of an asshole is Donald Trump? Let me count the ways.

How much of an asshole is Donald Trump? Let me count the ways.

With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, although she probably would have thought that Trump was an asshole too, as would her husband Robert, and any children they had, had they had any. How much of an asshole is Donald Trump? Let me count the ways: he is an asshole To the depth and breadth and height that fools Can reach, when they're wallowing in a dump. He is an asshole in every li...
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Funny story: It's Awesome! A Year of Tweets From the President of the United States

It's Awesome! A Year of Tweets From the President of the United States

January 20, 2017. Can't believe the size of the crowd IT'S JUST AWESOME! #impotus January 21, 2017. Media got it wrong again must have been a million people there just ask the security detail #impotus February 22, 2017, Associated Press: "The streets of London were clogged with tens of thousands of people protesting the visit of President Trump." Many many more than that and they were we...
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Funny story: President Trump Hears The Voice of God

President Trump Hears The Voice of God

[President Trump is being interviewed by Charlie Rose on PBS] CR: Mr. President, thank you for being here. T: My pleasure. CR: The New York Times reported today that you've claimed that President Obama tapped your phone. T: That's right. CR: What proof do you have of that? T: How else do you explain it? CR: Explain what? T: The leaks. How do you explain the leaks? Everything that happe...
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Funny story: Fun NEW Series - Alternative Reality Presents: My First Interview with Donald Trump

Fun NEW Series - Alternative Reality Presents: My First Interview with Donald Trump

My assignment was to attempt to get an interview with Donald Trump. It was assumed since I'm a relatively unknown journalist with no known affiliations, I might at least get to talk with White House Press Secretary, Sean "Melissa" Spicer. I was surprised when Mr. Spicer granted an interview. I was shown into his office and when he asked who I wrote for I made up: "The Alt-Right Journal of M...
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Funny story: 6 Life Hacks Every Pirate Should Know

6 Life Hacks Every Pirate Should Know

Argh Matey! Here are some life hacks all of you seafaring scurvy dogs should know: 1. DIY Flamethrower with a lighter and can of WD40 Use the straw attachment to direct the stream of WD40 away from your body, depress nozzle and ignite with your lighter - Be warned, this hack will burn down your entire house or ship! 2. Use a tennis ball to keep your wooden leg from wearing out Don't wear...
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Funny story: Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

Blame Someone Else: Trump's Art Of The Squeal

US President Donald Trump is quick to take the credit for any good news that happens on his watch, for example: preventing the Bowling Green Massacre and trashing the US so illegal immigrants will want to stay in their home countries. But when things go sour, Trump starts to look for someone to take the blame. In an all too familiar pattern, Trump's Art of the Deal looks more and more like the...
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Funny story: You too can be president!

You too can be president!

That's right! You too can be President of the United States of America! It can be surprisingly easy. If you think that you lack the qualifications to be President, because you don't have any experience in government, because you know nothing about foreign affairs, or the economy, or the Constitution, or the environment, or because you have the attention span of a gnat, well think again! None...
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