Part I: Let's all be made aware of Robin Rhodes.
Robin Rhodes, of Worcester, is accused of attacking a Muslim airline employee at New York's JFK International Airport, allegedly kicking and shouting obscenities at the woman and telling her that President Donald Trump "will get rid of all of you,".
(For clarity and journalistic integrity , I will say that this account starts as completely 100...
With apologies to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, although she probably would have thought that Trump was an asshole too, as would her husband Robert, and any children they had, had they had any.
How much of an asshole is Donald Trump?
Let me count the ways: he is an asshole
To the depth and breadth and height that fools
Can reach, when they're wallowing in a dump.
He is an asshole in every li...
January 20, 2017. Can't believe the size of the crowd IT'S JUST AWESOME! #impotus
January 21, 2017. Media got it wrong again must have been a million people there just ask the security detail #impotus
February 22, 2017, Associated Press: "The streets of London were clogged with tens of thousands of people protesting the visit of President Trump." Many many more than that and they were we...
[President Trump is being interviewed by Charlie Rose on PBS]
CR: Mr. President, thank you for being here.
T: My pleasure.
CR: The New York Times reported today that you've claimed that President Obama tapped your phone.
T: That's right.
CR: What proof do you have of that?
T: How else do you explain it?
CR: Explain what?
T: The leaks. How do you explain the leaks? Everything that happe...
My assignment was to attempt to get an interview with Donald Trump. It was assumed since I'm a relatively unknown journalist with no known affiliations, I might at least get to talk with White House Press Secretary, Sean "Melissa" Spicer.
I was surprised when Mr. Spicer granted an interview.
I was shown into his office and when he asked who I wrote for I made up: "The Alt-Right Journal of M...
Argh Matey! Here are some life hacks all of you seafaring scurvy dogs should know:
1. DIY Flamethrower with a lighter and can of WD40
Use the straw attachment to direct the stream of WD40 away from your body, depress nozzle and ignite with your lighter - Be warned, this hack will burn down your entire house or ship!
2. Use a tennis ball to keep your wooden leg from wearing out
US President Donald Trump is quick to take the credit for any good news that happens on his watch, for example: preventing the Bowling Green Massacre and trashing the US so illegal immigrants will want to stay in their home countries. But when things go sour, Trump starts to look for someone to take the blame.
In an all too familiar pattern, Trump's Art of the Deal looks more and more like the...
That's right! You too can be President of the United States of America! It can be surprisingly easy.
If you think that you lack the qualifications to be President, because you don't have any experience in government, because you know nothing about foreign affairs, or the economy, or the Constitution, or the environment, or because you have the attention span of a gnat, well think again! None...