Did I Get a Good Deal Dr. Phil?

Funny story: Did I Get a Good Deal Dr. Phil?
Dear Dr. Phil, I'm engaged to a fairly powerful and influential man, Ivan, who lives overseas. We've been in a difficult relationship for many years now. During that time, Ivan has made many speeches in which he calls for "death to monogamy" and claims it's his divine right to "bag as many babes" as possible. He frequently calls me the "great Satan" and says I should be exterminated along wi...
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In What Region Do Most Women Have Curly Hair?

Funny story: In What Region Do Most Women Have Curly Hair?
ASK DR. BILLINGSGATE: This feature was first published in The New York Times Sunday Edition in October 2006 when Dear Abby was found unable to fog a mirror, and I was asked to stand in. One of the first questions came from then North Korea Foreign Minister, Park Sun. Dear Dr. Billingsgate: As Foreign Minister for Kim Jung IL, I find it reprehensible that you imply that Kim Jung's sex slaves...
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Super Trump-o-matic 2016 [Advertisement]

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(After an SNL Skit) Spokesman: How many times has this happened to the Republican Party? You have an election coming up, and you're trying to find an exciting new candidate who doesn't sound like he was just released from the looney bin. And then a jackass like Donald Trump comes along. You could skin Trump, remove Trump's tail, head and bones, and serve his ass up to the base of the GOP. But...
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The Case Against Recreation - Part 20: Bicycling

Funny story: The Case Against Recreation - Part 20: Bicycling
Bicycling- The growing popularity of this activity illustrates the utterly obvious infiltration of obsessive pseudo-sexual perversion running rampant throughout society like a bicyclist running through a red light at a busy intersection. The term "bicycle" is a combination of two root words meaning bi (as in bipolar or bisexual), and cycle (as in vicious cycle or recycled waste). The underlying de...
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The Case Against Technology- Part 10: Boats

Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 10: Boats
Boats The invention of the boat was another manifestation of man's proclivity to retain his inner animal. In this case it's the fish. Due to the abundance of water on the planet it was difficult to avoid. The main problem with boats is that they sink and people tend to drown as a result. This can be expected from a vessel invented thousand of years ago. Still they remain a popular mode of t...
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The Case Against Technology- Part 6: Nuclear Power

Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 6: Nuclear Power
NUCLEAR POWER Here's textbook example of science gone awry. They thought it seemed like a good thing at the time; storage and disposal of the radioactive waste from this exciting new technology can be dealt with later when the next generation can invent an exciting new technology to deal with the problem - a classic case of kicking the can down the road. But in this case they're kicking the buc...
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The Case Against Technology- Part 11: Desktop Computers

Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 11: Desktop Computers
Desktop Computers- The personal computer (PC) was invented as a prosthesis to replace the human brain. As expected our brains have atrophied from the reliance upon such a crutch - and users just can't get enough. Whereas the telephone lets your fingers do the walking, now you can let the PC do the thinking. After all, thinking is too much like work and people have better things to do with their ti...
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The Case Against Technology- Part 8: Motor Vehicles

Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 8: Motor Vehicles
Motor Vehicles Automobiles- The term automobile was coined as a marketing spin to imply that this was a self-powered vehicle that provided automatic mobility. The name designation had a two-fold function: The first car companies faced a difficult challenge trying to get horse & buggy drivers to upgrade to the newfangled motorized vehicle, and needed to change public perception about the ben...
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Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 7: Mass Transit

The Case Against Technology- Part 7: Mass Transit

Mass Transit Systems Buses- Buses are the preferred vehicle of perverts because urban commuters pack into these smog-belching behemoths like sardines. It's the ideal environment to squeeze up against sexy women with impunity. Subways- Subway trains slither through the dark urban underground tunnels like a venomous snakes with a gut full of vermin. At the snake pit station passengers are pic...
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Funny story: The Cast Against Technology- Part 5: Fossil Fuels

The Cast Against Technology- Part 5: Fossil Fuels

FOSSIL FUELS Like the dinosaurs these filthy fuels should have stayed buried underground. But true to form, energy companies dredged them up from hell to burn us all to hell. Oil- This grimy goop represents the filthy slime of the industry executives who suck the sludge up from dwindling reserves without reservation. The drilling method is a perverted ritual that symbolizes a gargantuan mas...
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Funny story: The Cast Against Technology- Part 2: Science

The Cast Against Technology- Part 2: Science

SCIENCE Science is a two-headed sword. Beneficial yet usually misused, with dire consequences. In the recent past scientists insisted that the earth was a flat planet located at the center of the universe, the only planet anywhere with life on it. Those who subscribed to that belief were called The Flat Earth Society. Anyone who suggested otherwise was ridiculed or ignored by the stubbornly sel...
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Funny story: The Cast Against The Media- Part 4: Radio

The Cast Against The Media- Part 4: Radio

Radio What was once hailed as revolutionary communication innovation became nothing but a nuisance. Radio seemed like a good idea at the time but later it proved to be a dangerous device in the hands of the wrong people-and it seems like only the wrong people use it. Deadly radio waves permiate the atmosphere wreaking unseen havoc everywhere. Music- Radio music programming was once a huge c...
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Funny story: The Case Against Sports- Part 10: Fishing

The Case Against Sports- Part 10: Fishing

Fishing Fishermen are people who want to call themselves Sportsmen but lack the necessary athletic ability to participant in other sports. Fish are a captive prey trapped in a body of water with nowhere else to go, and are easy targets for even the most inept human predator. Fishermen are also known as anglers because they always have an angle, and never a straightforward approach to the sport...
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Funny story: Case Against Technology- Part 12: Laptop Computers

Case Against Technology- Part 12: Laptop Computers

Laptops- Laptops satisfied consumer demand the same way lapdogs pacify their masters' angst, providing both with companionship. But many laptop users resent the comparison to a lapdog because it automatically infers a link to bestiality, which is a repugnant taboo - and they don't want anyone to know about their perversion. Computer companies were quick to exploit and capitalize on close...
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Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 9: Aircraft

The Case Against Technology- Part 9: Aircraft

AIRCRAFT If man were meant to fly he would have been born with wings is an old cliché that still holds true today. Nevertheless people continue to defy natural law trying to do what they were not meant to do -- with disastrous results. Aircraft were invented by people who were afraid of water so they decided to use the sky instead. Their fear of drowning blinded them to the hazards of gravity.
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Funny story: The Cast Against Technology- Part 1

The Cast Against Technology- Part 1

TECHNOLOGY Technology holds the potential for world peace, prosperity and a perfect utopian society. But the promise of progress is turns out to be a double-dealing deception threatening the future of all humanity. The betrayal of trust by mad scientists has created enormous obstacles to real scientific progress and caused some of the most menacing problems of society. If this is no accident an...
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