In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President

Funny story: In 2024, Ivanka Trump will Become First Woman President
The year 2016 marks an important time in American politics which will be noted not by the fact that Donald Trump won for president but by the fact the Jeb Bush and Hillary Clinton ran for president. Despite Jeb's and Hillary's losses, the 2016 election cycle will be considered the time that America embraced the concept of dynastic presidential politics, where the candidacies of a brother and...
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I am Hillary's Drug Dealer

Funny story: I am Hillary's Drug Dealer
To the Editor: I am embarrassed to admit it, and I do so anonymously. I am Hillary Clinton's drug dealer. It is embarrassing not because I am a drug dealer, I am proud of my profession. I have an easy work day, flexible hours, I meet interesting people, there is a whole danger element to my job and my friends think I am cool. But why can't I get cool accounts, like Jay Z or Drake or J...
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New First Lady Melania Trump Announces Decorating Plans!

Funny story: New First Lady Melania Trump Announces Decorating Plans!
First Lady-to-be Melania Trump outlined her plans for the White House in a press conference from Trump Tower. The Mr. President-Elect Trump's First Lady, Melania, has been picking out gold draperies, and gold furniture for the Red Room of the White House. When asked why she would change the color of the Red Room to gold, Melania just laughed and said "But darling! Don't you see, gold trumps...
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Is It Politically Correct to Swallow a Live Frog?

Funny story: Is It Politically Correct to Swallow a Live Frog?
No, no, a thousand times NO, say frogs. And most people would probably agree. But, sadly, magician David Blaine must have missed the memo, since his performance at a Google retreat included coughing up a live frog and then -- ugh -- swallowing it again. Good grief, wouldn't you think this would be an inappropriate performance for the Google crowd? In any case, the furious frog who was...
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The Bear Who Walks Upright: First Interview

Funny story: The Bear Who Walks Upright: First Interview
A unique bear in New Jersey (people call him "Pedals") has made headlines doing something that humans do all the time: walking upright. Having two maimed front legs, the bear walks on his back legs, appearing to be, well, almost human. Some people pity him and think he should be captured and sent to a wildlife sanctuary. Others advise a "no interference" policy. The bear claims that his name is...
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Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"

Funny story: Newborns: "We Hate Our Boring Little Hats"
Hats off to newborns the world over who are staging protests (crying marathons in numerous hospital nurseries) this week against those ugly, tight, style-free hats pulled onto their heads shortly after birth. A Spoof reporter who talks baby talk interviewed a group of babies in a New York hospital to find out more about what's behind this hate-the-hat movement. "Those hats are just plain ugl...
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14-Pound Bermuda Lobster Has His Say

Funny story: 14-Pound Bermuda Lobster Has His Say
"My weight is nobody's business but mine," huffed the lobster, in an interview with a reporter from The Spoof. The lobster continued, "It's an outrage. How would you like it if YOUR weight were the subject of discussion the world over?" And he's appalled at all the fat shaming on social media since he's been caught and brought onto land, "Why can't people just mind their own business?" he aske...
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Trump Solves Evil Clown Mystery

Funny story: Trump Solves Evil Clown Mystery
Donald Trump, Republican candidate for President of the U.S., gave a press conference and announced that he and his team had solved the riddle of where all the evil clowns around the U.S. were coming from. "This is all a plot by Obama and Hillary. The reasons are obvious" said Trump. He then listed the reasons: 1. People will be too scared of evil clowns to go out and vote for Trump. 2. T...
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Holiday tips from Santa!

When interviewed, Santa clause was quoted saying "Remember, if you're going to jingle then please jingle all the way". So remember folks, Santa doesn't like a half-assed jingler.
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Funny story: Animal Farm Revisited, Part 3: Democracy in Action

Animal Farm Revisited, Part 3: Democracy in Action

Murdoch was a boar straight out of the woods from somewhere in the South. No one was sure how he got to Animal Farm. Some suspect that he just got lost and wandered out of the woods and found it easier to bully domesticated animals who had "gone soft" as far as he was concerned, who lived on farms and were fed - actually had to beg - for their food from some sniveling human being who doled out t...
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Funny story: U.S. Election of 2016 Proves to Be the Ultimate End for Etiquette

U.S. Election of 2016 Proves to Be the Ultimate End for Etiquette

Washington, DC The contentious 2016 Election has proved to be the final nail in the coffin of what was once known as "etiquette." "Many people nowadays don't realize that there was once these, let me say, "rules" of conversation and the attitude with which people addressed each other," spoke a noted historical science professor. "But once the candidates in the 2016 Election began to use "Tru...
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Funny story: She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

She Thought I Was Sambo or Something: An Interview with Hillary Clinton

My name is Chad Billings and I write for a very reputable magazine, The Republic Rag. I grew up in a middle-class neighborhood in a three-bedroom, two-bath split-level ranch, where I lived with my sister Martha (Marty for short). My parents were not divorced. My father worked at IBM like everyone else, which allowed my mother to stay home and take care of things until "the kids" were out of scho...
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Funny story: 12 Things Donald Trump Will Do When He Becomes President

12 Things Donald Trump Will Do When He Becomes President

After threatening to imprison Hillary Clinton for what he considers to be her crimes, this reporter thought about making a list of actual illegal things Donald Trump has pledged to do should he ever reach the oval office. So here's a short list of illegal or at least unethical things Donald Trump has pledged to do when he becomes president. 1. Threatened to deport Melania if she gains too mu...
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Funny story: Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Animal Farm Revisited, part 5: Old george Has a Modest Proposal

Old George Has a Modest Proposal Bernard had rallied his spirits as his first - some say primary - loss at the gate, the Infamous Loss at the Gate as he began to think of it. Yet, somehow after chasing some cats around the yard and yapping at the humans who were passing by, Bernard felt a little better. He scampered lively into the center yard where all the animals milled about early...
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Funny story: Trump's "Softening" Makes Him Appear Limp & Flaccid

Trump's "Softening" Makes Him Appear Limp & Flaccid

In what is becoming known as "The Softening," Donald Trump is trying to get away from some of his positions and aggressive postures where, for example, he seemed to relish cruelty toward the Khan's - the Gold Star family - who lost their son in Iraq. Trump won popularity with white uneducated males by presenting himself as a malicious if not malignant figure as he excoriated women as being "pi...
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Funny story: Memorable Donald Trump Quotes

Memorable Donald Trump Quotes

Many of the U.S. Presidents have had memorable quotes, such as John F. Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Franklin Roosevelt's "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" is one of FDR's most famous. If Trump ever becomes President, here are a few of his most memorable quotes: "There Was Blood Coming Out of Her Wherever" "And h...
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Funny story: A Message For All Those Who Voted For Donald Trump

A Message For All Those Who Voted For Donald Trump

A Message For Trump's Minions Worded In The Vernacular You Understand Best In a bow to our supposed new President I submit this missive attempting to recreate the style of communicating that he does best in order to express myself properly to those who elected him. This letter, this message, this fatal death rattle is intended for those who brought him to power, to those who so loyally follow a...
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