Top Ten Reasons Why Indian Politician Stalin Slapped Metro Train Passenger

Funny story: Top Ten Reasons Why Indian Politician Stalin Slapped Metro Train Passenger
A video of Indian politician Stalin slapping a train passenger went viral on the Internet. Here are a few reasons that may have triggerred the politician's action. * The guy asked "Stalin Uncle" to gently brush his hand against his cheek. * There was a mosquito on his face. Jayalalitha's metro trains are already a breeding ground for disease-causing insects. * Ticket inspector was getting c...
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Open Letter to Earthlings from Ceres

Funny story: Open Letter to Earthlings from Ceres
Greetings, Citizens of Planet Earth, We are Plafvizjian, Ruler of the Planet you know as Ceres. We have for many of your planetary cycles been waging war on you, a war that will last many, many more of your planetary cycles if you do not surrender immediately. Now that you have discovered our once-secret cache of your most vital tools, we are certain you will want to negotiate for their safe re...
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Secret technology leaked

Funny story: Secret technology leaked
Despite proof revealed by Edward Snowdon, government officials disavow any knowledge of these classified systems. So why should they care if the confidential information is disclosed here for all to see? THE TIME MACHINE If you ever wondered why earth still exists instead of being vaporized to smithereens in a thermonuclear holocaust, it's because Armageddon really did happen but we went ba...
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The Great Dannemora Run

Funny story: The Great Dannemora Run
PRISON BREAK !!! Convicted of murder,and neither could cope, They decided escaping was their only hope. They befriended a seamstress and they drew up a plan, When the guards fell asleep the two men began. The job could take months, Rome wasn't built in one day, But they were both serving life, there was no reason to stay. The woman smuggled them hacksaws, the men cut through a wall, Foun...
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Political Science 101: Government Systems Part 2: Communism

Funny story: Political Science 101: Government Systems Part 2: Communism
Communism In theory this is an all-for-one, one-for-all, universally equitable type of utopia fantasized about in every socialist's wet dream. It appealed to the proletariat peasantry as an ideological alternative to their bourgeoisie baron slave masters. It looked good on paper but poor branding doomed it from the start when Western PR propaganda portrayed its hammer & cycle logo to sy...
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Political Science 101: Government Systems Part 3: Totalitarianism

Funny story: Political Science 101: Government Systems Part 3: Totalitarianism
Totalitarianism This is the tyrannical dictator's system of choice. Wildly popular among fascist states and royal monarchies around the world because it seizes and maintains power the easy way -- by brute force. Still ruthless rulers become role models that their subjects aspire to be - due to wishful thinking or delusions of grandeur, or both. These leaders are excellent examples of the...
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What if Game of Thrones creator George R R Martin begins killing off members of your family?

Funny story: What if Game of Thrones creator George R R Martin begins killing off members of your family?
As George R. R. Martin gets older and more probably closer to senility, the danger increases that, in addition to killing off your beloved and cherished favorite GoT characters in his hit HBO drama series, he will come for your family members, and slowly pick off the ones you love best, callously, methodically, unpredictably, mowing down your loved ones with whom you expected to grow old and never...
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Twelve countries to keep off your vacation list this summer

Funny story: Twelve countries to keep off your vacation list this summer
Summer vacations are great. Everyone loves them, and these days, vacationing destinations are tailored for family-oriented fun and frolics. Holiday getaways are packaged and designed as much for kids as for adults. The last thing we, at The Spoof, want is for you to be confronted by are a bunch of bat-shit crazies brandishing assault rifles or machetes while you're being a beached whale - laying a...
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Funny story: Super Trump-o-matic 2016 [Advertisement]

Super Trump-o-matic 2016 [Advertisement]

(After an SNL Skit) Spokesman: How many times has this happened to the Republican Party? You have an election coming up, and you're trying to find an exciting new candidate who doesn't sound like he was just released from the looney bin. And then a jackass like Donald Trump comes along. You could skin Trump, remove Trump's tail, head and bones, and serve his ass up to the base of the GOP. But...
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Funny story: In What Region Do Most Women Have Curly Hair?

In What Region Do Most Women Have Curly Hair?

ASK DR. BILLINGSGATE: This feature was first published in The New York Times Sunday Edition in October 2006 when Dear Abby was found unable to fog a mirror, and I was asked to stand in. One of the first questions came from then North Korea Foreign Minister, Park Sun. Dear Dr. Billingsgate: As Foreign Minister for Kim Jung IL, I find it reprehensible that you imply that Kim Jung's sex slaves...
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Funny story: Dawkins/Dennett/Pinker/Harris Boyband Release Baywatch Tribute

Dawkins/Dennett/Pinker/Harris Boyband Release Baywatch Tribute

In order to facilitate the public communication and popularisation of science (as distinguished from mere 'vulgarisation,' science forbid)… Professors Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Steven Pinker and Sam Harris have formed a (post-)80s boyband supergroup: the Non-Dumb-Dumb-Boys. In doing so, they intend to convince arrogant, complacent, self-indulgent pomo humanities scholars and students...
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Funny story: The Case Against Television: Part 1

The Case Against Television: Part 1

When you add up all the hours spent by all the people who have ever watched TV, the scope of the loss of life becomes clear. Viewers can't resist the spectacle of the glowing screen and fall victim to its hypnotic effect, and sit spellbound for hours. Whoever calls it entertainment only shows the sorrowful state of their mind. This device is responsible for the imprisonment and execution of mil...
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Funny story: Political Science 101: Government Systems Part 1

Political Science 101: Government Systems Part 1

Government Systems Capitalism Simply put this is a dog-eat-dog, survival-of-the-fittest, every-man-for-himself, free-for-all feeding frenzy. So it's no wonder it always takes root in so-called democratic societies where freedom and democracy is more of a Wild West type mob rule. The main problem with capitalism is that it feeds off the baser instincts of human greed. The insatiable appetite fo...
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Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 10: Boats

The Case Against Technology- Part 10: Boats

Boats The invention of the boat was another manifestation of man's proclivity to retain his inner animal. In this case it's the fish. Due to the abundance of water on the planet it was difficult to avoid. The main problem with boats is that they sink and people tend to drown as a result. This can be expected from a vessel invented thousand of years ago. Still they remain a popular mode of t...
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Funny story: The Case Against Technology- Part 6: Nuclear Power

The Case Against Technology- Part 6: Nuclear Power

NUCLEAR POWER Here's textbook example of science gone awry. They thought it seemed like a good thing at the time; storage and disposal of the radioactive waste from this exciting new technology can be dealt with later when the next generation can invent an exciting new technology to deal with the problem - a classic case of kicking the can down the road. But in this case they're kicking the buc...
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Funny story: Political Science 101: Parties

Political Science 101: Parties

Political Parties Politicians use the fun-sounding term "party" to mask the true nature of their tyrannical groups involved with plotting ploys and scheming scams in an unrelenting battle to feed their insatiable appetite for power. Out in public it's all smiles, handshakes and baby kissing. But behind closed doors their true colors show, but no one sees because they're in smoke filled rooms.
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