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Funny story: First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

First Body Part Found At Trump's New Golf Course

Ferry Point, The Bronx, NY - With winter's harsh grip loosening across the New York City region, golfers are dusting off their clubs and getting ready to hit the links for the 2015 season. But this year, NY golfers are in for a special treat, as Dona...
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Funny story: John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry/EU: You're Gonna Make me Verbose When You Go

John Kerry has issued a (somewhat) heartfelt and (entirely) disinterested plea for Europe to stay in the EU. But for some reason his customary shine, polish and wide-eyed eloquence of a typical well-beloved fairly centre-leaning Secretary of State has temporarily deserted him. For some inexplicable reason, the notable public figure in question is straying into the kind of long-winded verbo...
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Funny story: First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

First Gay Cat To Sue Indiana Kennel

French Lick, Indiana - Duane Fick, 27, can assure the presiding judge in his upcoming trial that his beloved cat, Fuggles, is pissed-seriously pissed. And from what this reporter can gather, that piece of evidence seems to hold true. "Fuggles has nev...
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Funny story: Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Lindsay Vonn Says Tiger's Glutes Are "Fully Activated" For Master's.

Olympic Downhill Ski great, Lindsay Vonn, assured worldwide golf fans that her boyfriend, Tiger Woods, and his glutes, were fully activated in preparation for the 79th Master's Golf Tournament taking place this week. This in speculation, after Tiger...
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Funny story: NBC Announces Bizarre Deal With Brian Williams

NBC Announces Bizarre Deal With Brian Williams

Trying to stay hip and relevant, NBC released late last night via Twitter and Instapoop, (their latest news flushing service,) that they have reached an all binding deal with Brian Williams, in what seems to be a winner-take-all bid to retain the new...
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Funny story: Nine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"

Nine Things You May Not Know About "Orphan Black"

Acclaimed by the Lobotomized Millennial Weed-Head Alliance as the "most awesomely awesome TV viewing gig!" Cited by the World Linguistics Congress as presenting the most meaningful use of "Shit" as an expression of the central character's deepest...
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Funny story: Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Indiana Governor Signs Bill Changing State Motto To "The Gravity Boot State"

Terra Haute- In what many consider a desperate attempt to redeem his state's image after a religious toleration law was met with massive disapproval from media commentators and CEO's, Indiana Governor Mike Pence today signed into law the first of man...
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Funny story: Gerbil Hordes Flee Indiana Following Governor's Promise To Protect Gay Rights

Gerbil Hordes Flee Indiana Following Governor's Promise To Protect Gay Rights

Indianapolis - Governor Mike Pence of Indiana told reporters today that his state's legislature should "fast track" legislation barring discrimination against homosexuals. Minutes later, people all over the state reported seeing hordes of gerbils run...
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Funny story: California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Jerry Brown today signed a bill clarifying his state's controversial "gay freedom" laws, which critics said gave business owners a legal defense to discriminate against heterosexuals. A "fix" to California's la...
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Funny story: President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama's Press Secretary, April Phulz, announced today that the President has signed a Presidential Executive Order prohibiting future Presidents from issuing Presidential Executive Orders. Ms. Phulz stated that President...
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Funny story: Obama Praises Ted Kennedy

Obama Praises Ted Kennedy

Boston, MA - President Barack Obama spoke at an event honoring the late Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy and praised the Senator for "his sexual promiscuity," "drug use," and pioneering use of Viagra. "You're familiar with all the reports of h...
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Funny story: Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

St. Louis, MO - Fearing that it will soon be mandatory to bake and design wedding cakes for gay marriages, religiously conservative bakers are vowing a massive campaign of civil disobedience, warning gay couples to go to liberal bakers for their cake...
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Funny story: Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Indiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"

Governor Pence and Indiana's state legislature clarified today the poorly worded Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) that was signed into law last week. According to their clarification, the intent of the law is to enable business owners to prot...
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Funny story: Psychoanalyst and Ophthalmologist Beat the Hell out of Each Other On Elevator

Psychoanalyst and Ophthalmologist Beat the Hell out of Each Other On Elevator

Los Angeles, CA-So an ophthalmologist and a psychoanalyst get on an elevator... This may sound like the start of a great joke, but in actuality it was the beginning of a terrifying descent into unprofessional chaos. Jorge Valdez, a once highly res...
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Funny story: Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom

Benson Is Least Remembered Sitcom

Media-Stats Inc. a data collection hub based in Burbank, CA. has revealed that the 1980's sitcom "Benson" is the least remembered show ever to air on television. David Weintraub an executive for Media-Stats said; "To say Benson is least remembere...
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Funny story: Normal Drug Being Tested on Patients

Normal Drug Being Tested on Patients

After rigorous studies at Columbian University, scholars have determined that most Americans need the drug Itsinurhedicone, or more commonly known to consumers as "Normal." Although the mind altering drug is frowned upon by many moralists, Doctor...
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Funny story: France in the year 3915

France in the year 3915

France, January 3915- After a long debate the French parliament decides to replace the old parliament with an updated version that is more realistic. Charles de Gaulle a minister of the french parliament proposed a new law to eliminate all politic...
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Funny story: Michael Sam "Other Gay NFL Players Have Reached Around To Me"

Michael Sam "Other Gay NFL Players Have Reached Around To Me"

Washington DC - He may not actually be with an NFL team right now, but that doesn't stop Michael Sam, the first openly gay player drafted by an NFL team, from suggesting very strongly he is. In a speech at the Holocaust Museum in the nation's capita...
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Funny story: Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)

Consumers, tired of having companies lecture to them about what's hip and cool and, well, morally right, are fighting back. "If Starfuchs want my five buck, none their baristas better be lecturing me bout how to live my life," Black Panther Sam Ho...
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Funny story: Obama buys Jamaican retirement pad

Obama buys Jamaican retirement pad

Washington DC - "Dis am me Audacity of Dope ganja shack,"" Obama tweeted as he posted pics of a stunning Montego Bay beachside villa complete with its very own cannabis plantation. The $1 million oceanfront mansion has five bedrooms, ten bathrooms...
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Funny story: California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

SACRAMENTO, CA - In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in California, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the California gay rights group, "Gay Advocacy Group" (GAG), has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to a...
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Funny story: Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dictators respond to Cheney's "Worst President" Comments

Dick Cheney has said that Obama is the worst President of his lifetime. Here are a few responses: Pol Pot stated: "I agree, and I often do agree with Cheney anyway. And I feel the same way about Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh was an evil bastard. I mean, look what he did to the boat people. And look at how he humiliated the former landowning class. Anyone who would massacre innocent people on the gro...
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News Media Will Only Report on Women Not Raped by Cosby

There are now so many Bill Cosby rape accusers that a new one is no longer news; what is news is a woman he hasn't drugged or raped.
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