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Funny story: Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse over New Sex Rules--"If we can't bonk our students," say professors, "what's the point of being here?"

Harvard Faculty Resign En Masse over New Sex Rules--"If we can't bonk our students," say professors, "what's the point of being here?"

Cambridge-Nearly half the faculty at Harvard (49.2%) have submitted their resignations to the college over its new policy forbidding sexual relations with students. The group includes LGBT professors and graduate instructors alike, who say that t...
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Funny story: Taylor Swift argues against Carl Marx

Taylor Swift argues against Carl Marx

Taylor Swift, also known as "Swifty," came out and criticized the communist founder Carl Marx at a special Olympics fundraiser. Swift who is currently dating a 20 year old man with down syndrome beliefs that Carl Marx was not the one that invented...
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Funny story: Brian Williams Fondly Recalls Winning Olympic Gold Medal, Winning Oscar & Landing On The Moon

Brian Williams Fondly Recalls Winning Olympic Gold Medal, Winning Oscar & Landing On The Moon

"NBC Nightly News" anchor Brian Williams could face new questions this week over differing versions of a story he repeatedly told about winning an Olympic Gold Medal in 1976. The Washington Post reported late Sunday that Williams has given differi...
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Funny story: German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine

German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine

BILLINGSGATE POST: German Chancellor Angela Merkel performed a dominatrix hat trick on willing participant Barack Obama as Vladimir Putin watched on with bemused interest. With the fate of Ukraine hanging in balance, President Barack Obama allowed...
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Funny story: Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Beck Concedes Grammy to Beyonce: Says his Talent with Real Instruments Can't Compete with her Production Value

Famous musician and cultural icon Beck Hansen, better known by his stage name Beck, has decided to forfeit his recently earned Grammy for Album of the Year to pop sensation Beyoncé. This startling development came just hours after receiving the award...
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Funny story: Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

Kansas Fried Chicken Staff Deny Launching Doner Kebab Killing Drones

What was claimed to be a U.S. made search and destroy drone was shot down by a SAM this morning. No casualties were reported. The drone "hit" was claimed by by Mustapha Badpun of the Doner Kebab staff. A spokesman for the Turkish kebab house told...
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Funny story: Wordwide Coyote Arm Conference Attracts Millions of Followers

Wordwide Coyote Arm Conference Attracts Millions of Followers

Men -from around the world - who have chewed off their arm so as to not risk waking the "Beast" they found snuggled up next to them after a drunken night of partying - joined together in Basil Switzerland today -To celebrate their collegial honor and...
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Funny story: Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

Hillbilly Clinton "misremembers" previous lies

In the wake of Bri Willyums' lies about his "adventures and misadventures in and out of combat," renewed interest has arisen with regard to former First Lady-Senator-presidential candidate-Secretary of State Hillbilly Clinton's claim that she landed...
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Funny story: Brian Williams Says He May Have PSTD

Brian Williams Says He May Have PSTD

NBC anchor Brian Willams, the one with the shonky memory, may be suffering from post traumatic stress disorder according to "export" Dr Moishe Pipick, head of the Veteran's PTSD department. Williams stated: "Once, when I was in Iraq I ran out of...
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Funny story: GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP Says Obama is Forcing Folks Back to Work

GOP leaders held a press conference after the news that job growth continued to expand dramatically under Democratic guidance. John Boehner surrounded by Ted Cruz and other Tea Party notables announced today: "This president with his pro growth po...
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Funny story: Pope building showers and Brazilian waxing spa for 'homeless' altar boys

Pope building showers and Brazilian waxing spa for 'homeless' altar boys

Rome - Some pre-War pubic restrooms in the Catacombs have been given a makeover by the Pope with the installation of three showers, a barber's and a dumb waiter for homeless altar boys in need of a scrub. Clients, some as old as fourteen or fifte...
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Funny story: Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

Obama Under Attack By Enraged Christians

The National Prayer Breakfast held yesterday is hosted by members of the United States Congress. It has often had controversial speakers. President Obama, himself, is now in that category as yesterday. He initially attacked the Islamic State as...
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Funny story: NBC issues memo: "Thou shalt not lie" (or, at least, get caught at it)

NBC issues memo: "Thou shalt not lie" (or, at least, get caught at it)

In the wake of Bri Willyums' spurious reports of the helicopter in which he was traveling having been shot down by Iraqi soldiers during his reporting of the war in 2003 and his lying about--that is, his "mistaken accounts" of--seeing...
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Funny story: Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

Democrats To Boycott Benjamin Netanyahu Address To Congress

When Speaker of the House John Boehner invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress without White House permission, the tsunami backlash began. It is protocol that before someone is invited to address a joi...
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Funny story: Brian Williams Mutates into a Giant Ass on TV! Public Aghast as NBC's Blue-Eyed Boy Desperately Neighs and Hee-Haws!

Brian Williams Mutates into a Giant Ass on TV! Public Aghast as NBC's Blue-Eyed Boy Desperately Neighs and Hee-Haws!

New York-'NBC Nightly News' viewers watched in fascinated horror Wednesday night as handsome, blue-eyed anchorman Brian Williams, 55, literally turned himself into an ass before their very eyes, live on TV and all within five minutes! By the end...
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Funny story: The Best Dream He Ever Had

The Best Dream He Ever Had

On reflection, he was more than happy that he had lived to experience such an event, however unreal it may have appeared at the time. He could see it all clearly now. Gazing up at the stars that seemed suddenly close and friendly he could not help but replay the scene over and over in his mind. To a stunned and packed Senate gathering President Barack Obama got slowly to his feet to announce th...
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Funny story: All the prezident's men

All the prezident's men

Barney Fife, former deputy sheriff of Mayberry, NC, and an "intimate associate" of Prezident Barry Obummer, is "stepping down as a longtime friend of the chief executive," the White House confirmed. Although the White House would not "speculate" o...
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Funny story: Oldest Living Person -Misao Okawa - Says Sex is The Key

Oldest Living Person -Misao Okawa - Says Sex is The Key

Misao Okawa is a Japanese supercentenarian who is, at the age of 116 years, 333 days, the world's oldest living person, holding the title since the death of 116-year-old Japanese man Jiroemon Kimura. Interviewed in Tokyo just thirty two days befor...
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Funny story: Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

Secretary Clinton asks again, "What difference, at this point, does it make?"

According to intimates, in case she is unsuccessful in her 2016 presidential bid, Hillbilly Clinton is secretly preparing for an alternative career as either a scientist, a kindergarten teacher, or a writer for Heartbreak Greetings Cards. She has...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Washington AC/DC - It's every woman's nightmare when aerating the family jewels in a Sharon Stone-esque outfit and not much more besides. This morning it was the turn of First Lady to discover the amazing reflective properties of her glossy leath...
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Funny story: Kanye West Remembers the Birth of his Daughter as A "Top 25 Moment" in His Life

Kanye West Remembers the Birth of his Daughter as A "Top 25 Moment" in His Life

Famous rapper and music producer Kanye West is now fully into the throes of parenthood, as his baby daughter North West quickly approaches the tender age of two. "She is the light of my life. Every day that I see her, I can't help but feel overwh...
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Funny story: Obama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu

Obama To Get Even With Boehner, Netanyahu

WASHINGTON --The decision by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu and House Speaker John Boehner to set up an address to the U.S. Congress has set up a backlash by the Obama Administration. This affair was organized by Netanyahu; his amb...
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Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft

Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab
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