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Saturday, 10 September 2011

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sheep fleeing set of Strictly Come Dancing

Robbie Savage's tweets have led to much speculation about his mystery partner on Strictly Come Dancing.

The ex-footballer has told followers on Twitter that he would like to 'go through the moves' with stunning pro dancers Natalie Low or Alioni Vilani.

But the Welshman was shocked by the decision of Strictly producers to pair him with a sheep: "I will get slaughtered on Twitter by Rio Ferdinand and Joey Barton" said Robbie after having his first fake spray tan session.

Robbie had already been on the receiving end of Twitter banter after being called "the Douglas Bader of the dance floor" by talkingbollocks @tweetingdrivel.

But it looks like Robbie Savage might have the last laugh after the sheep complained to BBC bosses about being paired with the Welshman:

"I am not going to be seen on national TV dancing with that bell-end" said the angry sheep as it legged it after refusing to take part in the programme.

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