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Saturday, 17 September 2011

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Some lingerie items that George Lopez purchased for his new BFF Kirstie Alley.

LA BREA - Several phone calls were made to the home office of the entertainment news publication Bedroom Pillow Talk regarding a Kirstie Alley-George Lopez sighting.

BPT reporter Summersetter Faxx stated that three different individuals said they saw the couple shopping at a Victoria's Secret in La Brea.

The couple had only been in the store for about ten minutes when they reportedly stopped their shopping for a few moments and began French kissing.

After about two minutes they unlocked lips and both went over to the shop's crotchless department where Kirstie eyed a pink and purple teddy that was missing the part that covers the woo-woo (wim-wam).

An unnamed source had told Miss Faxx a few days ago that ever since George's talk show had gotten cancelled that the comedian has been very dejected, depressed, and has even threatened to move to Tijuana and open up a tire repair shop.

Lopez has never been able to accept the fact that all television shows eventually get cancelled and that it is nothing personal. But Lopez who admits to having an inferiority complex as evidenced by the fact that he has always hidden behind his vulgar-spewing mouth facade has always taken cancellations personal.

One of his best friends, Andy Dick even noted that Lopez has hired an attorney to file a wrongful job termination lawsuit against the TBS network and the two major sponsors of his former talk show Jose Cuervo Tequila and the taco restaurant chain Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos.

But in the meantime Lopez has sought out comfort in the ample arms of Kirstie Alley, the 60-year-old former 409 pounder who took second place on last year's edition of Dancing With The Stars.

Kirstie was really hammered bad by Lopez when she first appeared on the dance competition show when he said that she looked about as graceful on the dance floor as a drunken kangaroo with a horrible case of the hiccups.

Alley did not hold back and replied that Lopez was just mad because the president of Mexico Nacho Winslow had written him an email telling him that he was not welcome in Mexico due to the fact that he had made fun of piƱatas, guacamole dip, Tijuana, and Salma Hayek.

But now as Lopez said it is all just (tequila) under the bridge and he and Kirstie are having fun getting to know intimate things about each other like the fact that she likes to sleep in the nude except for a San Francisco Giants baseball cap.

Kirstie remarked that she has learned that George refers to his wiener and balls as Pancho Villa and the Maracas

When Lopez was asked what his and Alley's status is he smiled and said that the former pleasantly plump Ms. Alley is his new BFF.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will stay with the ongoing George Lopez-Kirstie Alley saga and bring you any new developing tidbits.

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