In a rare "entertainment" entry in his daily Blog President Bush wrote ..
"I walked IN think'n I'd see some good ole fashioned Texas rump kick'n, walked out instead with nothin but my change purse a pound lighter and half a box of them $10 Junior Mints me and Laura are partial to."
The only other movie which the President has reviewed was 1999's Toy Story 2 which he gave a rousing TWO WMD"s up! In his 1999 "Bee-log" Blog he wrote ..
"Them talk'n toys .. BOY I tell you .. the way they went in there and rescued Cowboy Woody .. I'd of give'n it three WMD's up but there's only 2 WMD's. I know the joke you folks are probably come'n up with in your minds but Saddam DID have em there. Before he moved em to Turkey. Or is it E-ran, which one is it Condi?"
Bush did, however enjoy Kong's special "E-fex" writing,
"Kong sure whipped up big time on them .. them Diner Saur-ris-sis's didn't he! Them critters don't still exist do they?"
Many Americans did not even know that the President knew how to even log on to AOL let along create and manage a daily Blog site. The President did concede,
"Actually it's Laura who does all that high tech HDTV stuff, loading up all them words and move'n pictures and stuff. I just tell her what to load up to my Bee-log."
KONG, currently receiving mixed reviews could become the biggest all-time cinematic flop since Howard the Duck. President Bush, speaking with reporters about his Blog said,
"Actually I kinda LIKED Howard the Duck. Wasn't as good as Roger Rabbit but I'm kinda partial to movies that show real-life cartoon critters inner act'n with us real human critters."
For security reasons the White House is not revealing which theater the President attended to see Kong or when he went to see it. They did confirm that one of the 3 Secret Service Agents sitting with the President and Mrs Bush fell fast asleep WELL before the climactic Empire State Building scene. The agent is currently being reprimanded but leniency is being shown given the nature of the situation.
"I'm sorry, I couldn't help it" the agent reportedly told an unnamed source going on to say,
"I'm sorry I put the President at risk but MAN .. if they could find a way to bottle that movie as a sleep aid they'd put Sominex out of business."
The president's "Bee-log" can be found at
If the site is temporarily down try again later. That may simply mean that Laura is probably having a few problems "load'n up" a CGI script.