MONTEZUMA, Georgia - Justin Bieber was in Montezuma, Georgia, a town noted for having a peach tree that reportedly was planted by a sailor who came to America with Christopher Columbus back in October of 1492.
Bieber had flown to Montezuma to film a commercial for Planter's Pistachio's in which he sings his hit song "U Smile" while playing a glockenspiel.
Justin also filmed a public service commercial urging teens not to text while driving, taking tests in school, or showering.
The Bieb told Hacienda Dakota with Hollywood Vis-a-Vis that he has known several people who have had to go to the hospital because they dropped their cell phone while in the shower and then bumped their nose on the faucet when they bent down to pick it up.
Miss Dakota asked him where his girlfriend Selena (Gomez) was. Justin told her that she was in Boise, Idaho performing with her band Selena and The Scene at The Mashed Potatoes Arena.
He told Dakota that he has never been happier than he is now that he is with Selena. He said that every chance she gets she bakes him some Peanut Butter and Bubble Gum Cookies which really don't sound very appetizing but that he says are delicious.
Bieber added that Miss Gomez has officially become the queen of his heart and that he is 98.3% sure that one day she will become Selena Gomez-Bieber or maybe just simply Selena Bieber.
Dakota asked him if they had picked out any names. He giggled and said that he likes the names Ahab and Moxie and she likes the names Chuckles and Trissillian.
In other news. The latest GOP presidential polls show that Rick Perry has 59% of the vote, Mitt Romney has 37% of the vote, and Michele Bachmann has fallen way, way down to 4% of the vote. Bachmann reportedly remarked to a reporter for FOX News "I hate the polls - they're stupid, dumb, and stupid."