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Sunday, 4 September 2011

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Imogen's are enough to make any man want to run to the toilet not only a Welsh Wizard!

Imogen Thomas best known for her naughty romps with a certain Welsh Wizard and something called Big Brother (the bigger the better) has bared everything in a swimming pool and once they were let loose, they nearly caused a tsunami.

She was photo-shooting for a hunky, male calendar and her over-sized, prize assets floated upon the surface with impunity as she sung a stirring rendition of that Italian pop hit in soprano called, "Boys, Boys, Boys", remember her?

After seeing the photos of the shoot, our naughty Welsh Wizard was asked what he thought about them, here is answer:

"Well Boyo I've seen it all before actually many times and quite a handful they were!"

He was last seen running off to the gents toilets at Waitrose supermarket whilst shopping with the missus and holding the baby; must have been urgent!

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