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Sunday, 4 September 2011

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Jada's lips imprint which was found on an old discarded 'HawthoRNe' script belonging to Marc.

LOS ANGELES - Well as if things weren't all ready bad enough for The Will Smith & Jada Pinkett-Smith & Marc Anthony Traveling Sideshow and Carnival now comes word from the big Tinsel Town castle in the sky that the Pinkett-Smith/Anthony TNT show HawthoRNe has just been cancelled.

A spokesperson for the show identified as Marchessa "Sudsy" Bowzerbaum, 43, stated that the network executives felt that all of the adverse real life rumors and negative publicity was starting to hurt the show, as evidenced by the fact that the shows food catering company Vittles "R" Us had cancelled their contract due to reasons listed as being in the realm of moral turpitude.

Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight reported that when Jada Pinkett-Smith found out her show had been cancelled she immediately blamed her husband Will. When asked why she felt Smith was to blame she shook her head and replied that she did not want to make anymore comments for fear of using lots of effen curse words that she did not want to be associated with.

Swizzle told her that maybe the reason kind of fell at her feet so to speak. Pinkett-Smith asked, "Implying what?" And Swizzle remarked that a very reliable, inside, unnamed source said the alleged reason for the shows cancellation was due to the fact that the cast and crew got fed up with watching her and Marc put a little bit too much realism into their on-screen kissy kissy scenes not to mention their overly enthusiastic mattress frolicking.

Pinkett-Smith angrily informed Miss Swizzle that she cannot help it if her and her co-star the wonderfully charming and semi-good looking Marc Anthony are both tremendously gifted actors.

She went on to say that many nights after a long day of shooting she and Marc would sit out in the studio parking lot in her Lamborghini and talk about how each one most definitely deserved to win a Emmy Award for best actor.

Tapioca Swizzle tried to contact Marc Anthony to get his comment but his answering machine said that he would not be speaking to any member of the entertainment media with the one exception of Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole.

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