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Tuesday, 6 September 2011

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Vanessa's pet Blue Tit bird which she named 'Scotty' after American Idol winner Scotty McCreery.

VENICE BEACH - One of the most widely known tattoo artist on the Left Coast is a tattooist known as Bong Bong. He has reportedly inked the bodies of some popular celebrities including Angelina Jolie, Britney Spears, Eva Longoria, and Kat Von D.

He said that his biggest challenge has been when Kat Von D asked him to place a tattoo of the 15th paragraph of The Magna Carta on the small of her back.

Bong, as he is called for short, stated that he had to work around tattoos of a 1958 Corvette Sting Ray, a likeness of a Tonka Truck, and a likeness of a Daisy Air Rifle.

Bong Bong who refuses to reveal his real name says that although many people consider him to be the best tattoo artist in California in his opinion his idol, Sawyer "The Needleman" Frazzlewater of West Hollywood is the best.

Vanessa had called to schedule an appointment with Frazzlewater but his receptionist said that he was in Dubai, India tattooing the bodies of three of Bollywood's top actresses Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta.

Frazzlewater has done tattoo work on dozens of starlets including Rihanna (her labia minora), Cheryl Cole (her labia majora), and Miley Cyrus (her left big toe) plus he also did a very unique tattoo on Paris Hilton's pet Dachshund, Mr. Wiener.

Reports are that Mr. Wiener had gotten a tattoo of a dog dish filled with Kibbles 'n Bits.

Tittle Tattle Tonight's Kiowa Kettle asked Vanessa Hudgens what type of tattoo she had gotten from Bong Bong. The star of The High School Musical series replied that she had gotten a tattoo of a Tanganyikan Spear Fearing Chartreuse Butterfly which signifies that the person will never become dinner if he or she ever finds him or herself in African cannibal country.

SIDENOTE: Vanessa told Tittle Tattle Tonight that she has a big crush on the winner of this year's American Idol Scotty McCreery and added that she is 97% sure that she would go out with him if he asks her.

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