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Wednesday, 31 August 2011

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The Spoof doomsday clock is hurtling relentlessly

London - Apocalyptic spoofwriting cabals are battening down some hatches after an Ephemeral Emergency Management Agency executive order was issued this morning.

This warns a Spoof Writers Desk hits counter is mirroring the Doomsday Clock amid a relentless roller coaster countdown to the Big One.

"OK, she's about to hit the Number of the Beast with knobs on," self-styled exorcist and trainee Antichrist Mrs Pandora Blowjob commented on parallel universe comedy site Aintgottaprayer.con.

"Hopefully the rest of the crew's been issued with customised tinfoil-lined knickers and reality-check booster shots."

The numerology event coincides with some 'weird shit' in cyberspace centered around tomorrow's date.

Closely resembling 9/11/1 Thursday's 9/1/11 alignment has provoked derision among Mayan 2012 Calendar watchers who have dismissed the numbers similarity as one big 'So F***ing What?'

At his Isle of Dogs manorial stronghold this lunchtime site editor Lord Lowton of Barking said 'WTF?' - as predicted!

"Hopefully her Forum Avatar won't suddenly start performing a striptease," Lord L added, "some of our elderly readers just haven't the stomach for that kind of malarkey."

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