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Tuesday, 30 August 2011

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Grace last danced in her high school senior musical GODSPELL

HARFOLD, Vermont.--"One of these things is not like the other," or so goes the old Sesame Street ditty, and this song could be played on the first episode of Season 13 of "Dancing with the Stars (ABC).

In a season which will feature very leggy and sexy dancers such as MTV's stunning Kristin Cavallari and the beautiful soccer goalie Hope Solo, fans of the show are asking themselves what they can be popping into the microwave when it's Nancy Grace's turn to dance.

Said DWTS fan Vic Ryder, 44, "If I gotta choice of going pee while Elisabetta Canalis is on stage or Ms. Headline Prime, you gotta know which one I'm chosin'."

"Chynna Phillips knew how to belt out a tune," said Val Ryder, 39 and wife of Vic for the past 22 years. "But when that Grace lady opens her mouth, I just want to belt her."

In a poll conducted at Harfold's Tasty Bite Ice Cream Bar, eleven out of 11 people said they'll find transgendered Chaz Bono more appealing to watch cutting a rug than Grace.

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