CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler spent the weekend down at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas.
The couple certainly made use of the beautiful beach as George and Stacy laid around rubbing sunblock on each other.
Polo del Matador, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News said that it took Stacy about five minutes to rub the sunblock on George, but that it took George about 30 minutes to rub the sunblock on Stacy.
Del Matador said that according to the an Internet site on female celebrity legs, Stacy's legs measure 48 inches in length and by comparison, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi of The Jersey Shore stands about 48 inches tall.
Clooney 50, has really fallen for the gorgeously, long-legged former professional wrestler. A close friend of George's stated that it has been quite a while since he has seen Clooney as happy as he is when he's with Keibler.
George has said that the 5 foot 11 inch beauty is not only beautiful but she is very smart. He noted that she is a fan of knock-knock jokes and can actually recite several in Swedish, Vietnamese, Yiddish, and Chippewa.
He also said that Stacy not only thinks that he hung the moon but each night she points to the sky and tells him that she loves him so much that she would follow him to the planet Neptune if he asked her to.
Clooney told del Matador that women have told him that they'll follow him to New York City, to Paris, to Tokyo, and even to Machu Picchu but none have ever told him that they'd follow him to Neptune.
George says that when he looks at Stacy's long, luscious legs his mouth waters, his knees shake a bit, and he gets a nice, happy feeling in his crotch region.
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