SANTA MONICA - Miley Cyrus was sitting with her little sister Noah, 11, at Santa Monica's famed Shanghai Sue's Sushi Sandwich Shop where the two sisters were having a nice sisterly meal.
Cyrus who has recently taken a backseat to the goings on in the bright lights of Hollywood was wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers baseball cap and a Luke Walton Los Angeles Lakers basketball jersey.
The popular 18-year-old was wearing a pair of Daisy Duke shorts and Noah was dressed as Dora The Explorer from head to toe.
The two were soon approached by Missy Wonderbox of Hollywood Innuendo.
Miss W asked Miley what she had been up to lately. Miley smiled and said that she has really been working hard trying to stay out of the limelight.
She said that her dad (Billy Ray Cyrus) and her mother (Trish) told her they'd give her $13,000 if she'd agree to stop with the casual lap dances and to concentrate on getting her act together so that she does not end up like that semi-loser Lindsay "Lucky Lips" Lohan.
Miley said she realized that Lohan is heading for self-destruction if she does not change her happy-go-lucky, devil-may-care, attitude, curtail her non-stop chain-smoking, and cut back on her intake of Jalapeño Margaritas.
Missy asked Miley if she had a guy in her life at this time. Cyrus smiled somewhat sadly and said that there isn't but that she definitely needs to find Mr. Right so that she can settle down like LeAnn Rimes but without the arrogant attitude, the extreme skinniness, and the sarcastic nature.
When she was asked about her past boyfriends she replied that Liam (Hemsworth) was nice but he had a little bit too much of an accent. Justin (Gaston) was obsessed with watching ESPN Sports all the time, and Nick Jonas just simply spent way too much time looking in every available mirror.
Little Noah chimed in adding, "And sis, Nick also had that stupid habit of always going around and sneaking up behind you and me and yelling out boo at the top of his friggin lungs."
Miley giggled and said that she finally cured him of that one night in the parking lot of a Captain Cluckity Cluck Clucks Chicken Shack in Cucamonga when she turned around and gave him a swift kick in his groin region.
SIDENOTE: Miley said that things are still in the early planning stages but she may be going into the recording studio with Lady Gaga's alter-ego Joe Calderone and recording an album of Sonny and Cher songs.