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Wednesday, 31 August 2011

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Paris Hilton is so depressed at her show being cancelled she may move to Singapore. (Photo courtesy of V.P. Joe Biden).

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton, the little rich girl who became famous for actually pretty much doing nothing has just had her reality show cancelled.

Yes, The World According To Paris has been sent to that great big cancelled show filing cabinet in the sky.

TV ClickerWorld's Actung Zumwalt stated that when the show first premiered it was watched by 400,000 viewers. The second week the number dropped down to 200,000 and by the third week a total of 83 watched the show.

Zumwalt tried to reach Miss Hilton to get a comment but her spokesperson Fiona Moxcutt stated that Hilton was too distraught to talk to a member of the entertainment media.

Moxcutt said that Miss Hilton feels that her popularity has gone down and people don't like her anymore. She went on to say that Paris is seriously thinking about moving to Singapore where people adore her and refer to her as "The Yellow-Haired Goddess of All Things Good."

Zumwalt informed Moxcutt that Paris is absolutely correct in her assumption that people don't like her anymore. He informed her that everyone just got tired of hearing Paris say "I'm hot" a dozen or so times a day.

He went on to say that they also got bored with her sing-song voice delivery and the way she would always pose to the side whenever she knew someone was watching.

Zumwalt let Moxcutt know that in regards to popularity Paris has actually slipped down even below Naomi "The Bitch Ho" Campbell, Star "The Ho Bitch" Jones, and even Joan "The Space Alien Bitch" Rivers.

SIDENOTE: It just hasn't been Hilton's summer as her autobiography titled I'm Hot and So Is My G-Spot has been recalled by the publisher after nationwide sales only totaled 113 books.

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