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Wednesday, 24 August 2011

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Sharon Osbourne has said that she dislikes Piers Morgan but the truth is that she hates him.

HOLLYWOOD - British Judge Piers Morgan did something he had never done before and that is give two standing ovations to two America's Got Talent contestants.

Morgan first stood up for the artistic, glow-in-the-dark dance troupe known as Team Iluminate. The Englishman said that he has never seen a group of performers who glowed in unison better than they did.

Howie Mandel called them the psychedelic version of Wii. And Sharon Osbourne simply asked, "Tell me DA-lings, HOW-do-you-do-it?"

One of the members smiled and said that it is an old family secret. He thanked the three judges for giving them a standing ovation. Piers grinned and replied, "Well now I can't speak for my colleagues, but as for me, I merely stood up to stretch my legs a bit I did."

America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pencil" Cannon laughed and said that Piers is the only person he knows who loves to be hated.

The second group that received a standing ovation was another dance troupe known as The Miami All-Stars.

This dance team is made up of 24 members who moved to Miami from Cuba, Puerto Rico, Chile, Argentina, Colombia, Haiti, and Italy.

Mr. and Mrs. Manny Castro started the group in 2003. He said that sadly they had to let one of the dancers go two years ago when they found out that she was from Sweden.

Castro was asked by Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer why the dancer was let go simply because she was from Sweden. Mr. Castro replied in somewhat broken English, "Well we shust feegurd dat chee was mush too pale and dat chee would stand out from all dee rest of dee dancers so we buyed for her a teeket back to her home town of Stuckem, Sweden."

Another of the judges favorites was the young pop band known as PopLyfe who performed a medley of Beatles songs including "Come Together," "Helter Skelter," "Eleanor Rigby," "Rain," and "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."

In other news. Sarah Palin has once again had to apologize for her daughter after nine-year-old Piper told a reporter with Tittle Tattle Tonight that Michele Bachmann looks like a scary freakin old maid.

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