CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Charlie Sheen may have lost his two goddesses but he more than made up for it with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller.
The former happy couple looked happy again as Charlie whisked "Brooky" away to Cabo San Lucas to celebrate her 34th birthday.
The two stayed at The Whole Enchilada Hotel and Spa where they were treated like royalty by the hotel staff who were told by Carlitos (Charlie) that he was going to give every employee the best tip that they'd ever had.
Polo Del Matador, a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News, stated that one of the hotel maids, identified as Carmelita Telemundo, who had taken care of the Sheen's luxurious room, received a $400 tip plus a $500 gift certificate to the local Victoria's Secret.
And the busboy who brought them lots and lots of ice for their drinks received a $500 tip plus a big screen TV. The busboy identified as Coronado "Chip" Tequilero was extremely thrilled and he told Sheen that he always watches reruns of Two and A Half Men on the American station UniUSA in Cabo.
Charlie asked him if he is going to be watching the show now that he is no longer on it since he has been replaced by Ashton Kutcher.
Tequilero grinned and then replied, "Hell no! Meester Chean. I wheel not wash dee cho no more eber seens ju are no longer on de cho, I wheel hate dee estupid cho now okey dokey hokey pokey jes sir."
"That's what I wanted to hear you say Chipster." Charlie replied as he took two sips from his Cherry Margarita and handed him a $20 bill.
According to Del Matador Charlie confided to him that after spending three fabulously fantastic days and nights in Cabo vavavooming with his erotically sexy ex-wife in the Land of Olé, Charlie is definitely over his former goddesses Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin but he still holds a very special place in his heart and other parts for his recent love interest Heidi Montag.