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Monday, 22 August 2011

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Ann Coulter recently shown playing 'Peekaboo' with Piper Palin. (Photo courtesy of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin)

NEW YORK CITY - Ann Coulter recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and she told Morgan that she is glad he is around because now there is someone in the nation who people hate more than her.

Morgan told her that he would not be too quick to say that because he heard that nine out of then dentists think that Ann Coulter has horse teeth.

Coulter replied by saying that at least people can understand her when she talks since she does not have an accent. Morgan replied that she might not have an accent but added that her lisp is worse than Barbara Walter's and Barney Frank's combined.

Morgan then asked her about the statement she had made to Ellen DeGeneres regarding teen singing sensation Justin Bieber.

Coulter tugged at her fake blonde hair and said that Justin Bieber is a spoiled brat and that she had heard it from three sources, her friend Marg Helgenberger, and talk show hosts Sean "Fred Flintstone" Hannity and Rush "El Tubby" Limbaugh.

Piers told Coulter that he heard from a reporter with iRumors that Justin was told about her remarks and that he had responded by saying "That seven foot tall skinny Coulter bitch is nothing but an old nag. She will never find a man to marry her because men do not marry horses and especially whore horses."

Bieber then went on to say that Coulter needed to cut back on her oats consumption because it is starting to make her act like those two California flakes Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton and Lindsay "I'm A Mess" Lohan.

Coulter is furious because Bieber called her a whore horse and said that the next time she sees him she will pull down his pants and spank him.

In a related story. Michele Bachmann was asked what she thought about Ann Coulter. Bachmann paused for a moment and then replied that she has heard through the grapevine that some Democrats think that Annie may be one of them gay barbarians or rather a lesbianite barbarian.

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