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Sunday, 21 August 2011

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Herman Cain went from being a pizza dough boy to being the CEO. (Photo courtesy of Shari Shepherd).

NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton has been keeping a rather low profile ever since the big New York Yankees - New York Mets Resin Bag Scandal of this past April.

But that has now changed as the outspoken reverend has come out swinging at a statement from former CEO of Godfather's Pizza, Herman "Pizza Dough Boy" Cain.

The remark that the GOP presidential campaign candidate Herman Cain made was that he feels that President Obama should be impeached.

Sharpton said that first of all he much rather prefers Pizza Hut, Little Caesar's, and Papa John's Pizza to Godfather's Pizza which the reverend said has, in his opinion, a kind of sweet cementy taste.

Reverend Al, as he is known by relatives, asked just who the hell does this ex-karaoke, third rate rapper think he is? Sharpton remarked to Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors that Cain is nothing but a black version of that hateful Brit Piers Morgan except with more bling bling, kinky hair, and a dumbass looking, pencil-thin, pimp moustache.

Sharpton further added that Cain running as a GOP candidate makes about as much sense as that big busted country singer Dolly Parton going in for a breast enlargement.

Reverend Al said that Cain needs to save his money and remarked, "Well fust of all der ain't no self-respectin' black folks who is gonna be votin' fa no black man who can't even dribble a basketball, do a little tap dance, and who has said dat he flat out hates hip hop music, moon pies, grape soda, watermelon, the Los Angeles Lakers, the color purple, chicken wings, and Oprah Winfrey."

Sharpton went on to add that Herman Cain will not get any white votes because they're all going to vote for Rick "The Electric Chair" Perry, or else for the two GOPette bickering bitches Sarah "The Loose Moose" Palin and Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann.

Vodka Vermicelli stated that she has never seen Reverend Al Sharpton so upset. He even confided to her that he will personally take the money from his checking account at Harlem's Amos & Andy National Bank and buy Herman Cain a one-way ticket to Africa.

Miss Vermicelli spoke with a spokesperson for Herman Cain and she asked to speak to Cain personally. She was told that Mr. Herman Cain does not talk to white folks unless they have an appointment. Miss Vodka V. became so incensed that she yelled out that she hopes a freakin lion bites Cain when the frickin arrogant brother ends up getting his effen pompous black ass deported to Africa.

August 24 is National Punctuation Day. So in honor of that day...[ " : , - ! ? " . ]

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