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Monday, 15 August 2011

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Steven Tyler says that 36-year-old Kate Gosselin has the body of a 26-year-old.

MALIBU BEACH - It appears by all accounts that the relationship between American Idol Judge Steven Tyler and Kate Gosselin the star of Kate Plus 8 has really heated up.

An unnamed source who lives on Malibu Beach told Pia Confetti of The El Lay Informer that she looked out her window and saw Tyler and Gosselin lying on the beach engaged in what she referred to as some hot and heavy hoochy-koochying.

Confetti said that the unnamed source told her that she knew it was Tyler right away because she recognized the long flowing scarf he was wearing around his neck along with the animal print headband.

Gosselin was wearing a pink bikini swimsuit that really showcased her long lovely legs, her well-proportioned ass, and her two home-grown tata's.

After about 15 minutes of doing the hoochy-koochy the two went inside "Lips" Tyler's beach house. Kate emerged sometime around midnight wearing a tube top and Daisy Duke shorts.

According to Miss Confetti the 63-year-old Tyler and the 36-year-old Gosselin are very happy and there is talk that Kate and the 8 may be moving in with Tyler in the not-too-distant future.

A close friend of Kate's has stated that ever since her bodyguard Steve "The Gray Fox" Nield quit back in January she has been somewhat depressed. She even got to the point where she started eating a whole box of Fruit Loops a day.

Luckily for her she has a great metabolic system that causes her to burn any calories she ingests within 20 minutes.

Kate did date Billy Ray Cyrus back in February but she said that it was just a one time thing and that all during their date he kept asking her if his hair looked okay.

The El Lay Informer will stay on top of the story and bring you any further details in this May-December relationship between Steven "The Screamin' Demon" Tyler and Kate "The Great" Gosselin.

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