The ever popular, and charismatic TV pundit Piers Morgan has started an attack on the popular actor Morgan Freeman.
Popular Piers said: 'People love Morgan Freeman, but I want it known that I will be the most popular Morgan in the world. People love me for my sycophantic way with a celebrity, my way of being completely likable and at ease in all company. I want Morgan Freeman to know that my work is more important than his'
Morgan Freeman is an award winning, critically acclaimed actor. Piers Morgan is neither of these things.
In a similar breaking story, contrary to popular belief the actors Morgan Freeman and Martin Freeman are not related.
Morgan Freeman said: 'I cannot remember the first time I saw Piers Morgan at Shawshank Prison, but I remember the first time he spoke to me. He said: 'I understand you are a man who can get things'. He asked for a poster of Cheryl Cole and a rock hammer. I had to put up with the whiny little shit for 19 years.'
We could not pay Morgan Freeman to narrate this for us, but just imagine his deep voice.
We wanted to ask little remembered children's musical toy Major Morgan for his opinion, but he was too busy gathering dust in a number of lofts, next to a punctured space hopper, a broken hula hoop, and a few Star Wars figures.