Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Big Brother

Saturday, 13 August 2011

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Big Brother, somewhere else.

TV experts have stated that even though it has changed channels, and has a new presenter, Big Brother will still be a waste of everyone's time.

Boris Elton John, a TV expert and Spokesman for 'Why don't switch of your TV and do something less boring instead?' said: 'We have invested millions of pounds into this investigation, and we can now reveal with no doubt that Big Brother will still be a waste of time. We all know the drill. Talentless dullards will apply to be on it. We will see examples of the worst that humanity has to offer, all with their opinions and 'zany and wacky' and 'characterful' ways of doing things, and when we have got past who is presenting it, and the so called experts, we still have to find the contestants to appear'.

We asked him if he was any closer to finding cures for society's ills or human diseases, but he just looked at us slightly strangely, and did something zany with his hair. The characterful Mr John phoned us, we did not phone him.

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