Bobby Geldorf has announced plans for a worldwide fund raiser for the world.
Following the loss of trillions and trillions of pounds, presumably to aliens or by sheer carelessness, Sir Bobby aims to raise awareness of the worldwide recession.
Said Bobby "We will have concerts in all the major capitals of the World, and a phone donation line. Once all the money is in, we will divide it up and give it back. This recession is going to affect everyone, so it is time to act now"
So far, acts who have signed up are a little on the thin side.
Fears abound that fans may be more interested in finding food, jobs and shelter than worshipping multi millionaire pop icons.