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Wednesday, 3 August 2011

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A pair of size 5 running shoes that Snooki bought in Italy.

HOLLYWOOD - It is extremely rare that the top rated dance show Dancing With The Stars rejects a celebrity who actually asks to appear on the show.

But the shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki informed Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota that she has in fact rejected a cast member of the reality show The Jersey Shore.

Penderlicki said that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi actually visited her office in Hollywood telling her that she would be available to appear as one of the stars on Dancing With The Stars.

Snooki was asked what show she appeared on. And she apparently figured that the producer was just pulling her leg since Polizzi thinks that everyone in America knows who she is.

Snooki, who is 23 and was actually born in Santiago, Chile, decided to play along and said that she appears on Growing Up Kardashian as the adopted Kardashian sister Kookie Kardashian.

She then commented that she is actually the main star on the hit reality show The Jersey Shore. When the DWTS producer told her that she had never seen the show Snooki became somewhat irate and asked if Penderlicki owned a house or if she was homeless.

The DWTS producer told her that she owns a $5.9 million mansion up in the Hollywood Hills and that she probably has a heck of a lot more money than she does.

Snooki said that she did not come out to Hollywood to talk about money and how much each one has. She remarked that she wanted to sign a contract to appear on the show since she is a very popular celebrity with a big fan following of thousands and thousands of Guidos and Guidettes.

She was then asked her how tall she was. Snooki replied that she stands 4 foot 9 inches tall. Penderlicki shook her head back and forth and then remarked, "Gosh I'm sorry Snook, but you do not meet our established height requirements."

Penderlicki then informed her that in order for her to appear on Dancing With The Stars she would have to be at least 5 foot 2 inches tall.

Snooki told her that when she stands up straight she actually looks like she is 5 inches taller than what she actually is.

"Sorry Snook - but I'm afraid it's going to have to be a no." Penderlicki replied trying not to smile too much.

Snooki exploded and started yelling a bunch of curse words in Italian. Security was called and immediately two security guards showed up and escorted Nicole Polizzi out of the dance studio.

So when season 12 of Dancing With The Stars premiers on September 19, one person who will not be coming down the long fancy winding stairs will be 4 foot 9 inch tall Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

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