READING, Pennsylvania - Steven Tyler, lead singer for Aerosmith and American Idol judge, has said that he has agreed to return to the top rated reality show for another season.
"Lips" Tyler as he is known confided to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole that he recently went out on a date with Kate Gosselin star of the reality show Kate Plus 8.
Tyler described the blonde mother of eight as having a very sultry body and called her one of the sexiest 36-year-old MILF's he's ever known.
He remarked that he took Kate "The Great" to a wrestling match at Philadelphia's Sisters of Brotherly Love Arena where they watched local favorite The Philly Cheese Steak Avenger beat Cuba's El Senor Sugar Cane.
Kate has been a big fan of The Philly Cheese Steak Avenger ever since last year when she first heard that he loves her reality show and never misses an episode.
She added that he actually called her up one day and told her that his favorite Kate Plus 8 episode was the one were all the kids developed athletes foot after walking barefooted at a local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken Shack that is frequented by a lot of Reading's homeless sign carriers.
Tyler said that after the wrestling match he and Kate went out to a local lover's lane outside the Reading city limits where he openly confessed that he and Kate did a little bit of what he calls the lap version of show and tell.
Steven has invited Kate and the eight to visit him back at his mansion in California where he will take them all to Disneyland, Knott's Berry Farm, The La Brea Tar Pits, and then they'll all go over to Ryan Seacrest's mansion Casa American Idol where Ryan will grill his infamous Seacrest Sage-Stuffed Sausage Hot Dogs for the eight little brats, ah kids.
Steven Tyler is 63, Kate Gosselin is 36. Kate says that she has simply fallen head-over-heels for the 'Screamin' Demon' and she is not at all concerned about the 17 year age difference.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: Actually the age difference is 27 years but as long as 'Blondie' is happy it's all good.]