LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus has purposely tried to stay out of the limelight ever since the situation with Lindsay Lohan got extremely serious.
Miley told Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Dylan Fresno that she realized that she did not want to end up looking all haggard and weather beaten like "LiLo."
Cyrus stated that Lohan is only 25 but she looks 55. She remarked that Lohan would have made a great replacement goddess for Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen.
She went on to say that Sheen and Lohan's drinking habit together can pretty much keep a brewery in full operation 24/7.
Fresno asked Miley if she had any plans to put out a new song. She said that she has been talking to Kara DioGuardi about getting together with her and writing a song about her two best friends Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez.
Miley said that she already has the title picked out. Fresno asked her what she had chosen and Cyrus replied that she actually got the song title from her 11-year-old sister Noah, "Justin and Selena Are So Darn Sweet, They Make Twinkies Taste Like Lemons."
Fresno then asked her about the reports that she had been seen parked near the Hollywood sign with American Idol winner Scotty McCreery and the two were engaged in a bit of tongue wrestling.
Miley blushed and denied the allegations saying that the two were in fact kissing but that both tongues remained within their respective mouths since Scotty actually is one of the shyest boys in North Carolina.
Cyrus let Fresno know that she did give Scotty her cell phone number and told him to call her once he decides that he wants to do a little bit more than just engage in some wholesome kissy-kissy.
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