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Tuesday, 2 August 2011

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A beach chair on Redondo Beach. (Photo from The Brian Wilson Beach Boy Collection).

HOLLYWOOD - One of Tinsel Town's happiest and most popular couples is Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder.

The two stars of The Vampire Diaries are just the complete opposite of some of the hip hop couples who seem to relish arguing and carrying on in public like Kanye West and Tataneesha Cordell, Diddy Puff Rice and LaNalga Washington, and Lil Sambo Rambo Snoop Puppy Dog and Vonzella Venus Frixx.

Nina was asked by Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle about their recent midnight rendezvous down at Redondo Beach. Dobrev blushed as she asked how in the world she had found out about that.

Miss Chipotle, who is BPTs newest reporter said that she was actually given the scoop by veteran BPT senior reporter Summersetter Faxx.

Dobrev told her that her and Ian had gone down to Redondo Beach after having gone out to see the new western sci-fi movie Cowboys and Aliens in El Segundo.

She added that while at Redondo Beach the two had found an isolated part of the beach where they were certain there were no paparazzi members around.

Chipotle said that Faxx taught her well and showed her how to find any celebrity at anytime. Chippy as her editor calls her said that the trick is just as guarded as any tricks that you see performed by Las Vegas magicians.

Nina was very curious and she did ask Chipotle point blank what exactly she had seen. Chippy told her that she did manage to catch Ian smiling beyond belief as he was on the beach, underneath the full moon rubbing her rack to his heart's content.

Dobrev cupped her mouth with her hand. She could not believe that they had been seen. She told Chippy that she could not deny that she thoroughly enjoyed every second of Ian's amazing rack rubbing.

Chipotle quipped that she had no doubt about that as she showed Nina smiling up a storm in over a dozen photos.

When Carolina asked her if she minded if she included the photos with her story Nina smiled and told her to go ahead and that she wished her the best in her new found career.

Chipotle was trilled as she told Nina that she is a big fan of her television show The Vampire Diaries and then she added that she has seen her movie The Vampire Diaries - The Erotically Titillating Movie a total of four times.

August 3 is National Watermelon Day, except in the South, where it is always National Watermelon Day.

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