Written by Tom Scott
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Monday, 1 August 2011

Word is spreading that Charlie Sheen could be back on British TV screens as he is set to appear on the new instalment of Celebrity Big Brother on Channel 5.

However, a term in his rather lucrative contract states that Channel 5 must rename the show to 'The Charlie Sheen Show', otherwise he will return to the United States and continue doing whatever it was he was doing before.

Channel 5 are more than happy to bend over backwards for Charlie Sheen and rename the show in his honour, yet they have insisted that Sheen must constantly be making a fool of himself and doing things that only Charlie Sheen would do.

"Seeing as he will inevitably be doing all the things that will make the highlight shows, we might aswell avoid the middle man and just name the show after him, provided he intends on being the biggest twat the show has ever seen."

Sheens' agents have confirmed that this won't be a problem.

"Charlie gets up to all sorts of weird things on a daily basis. It's these sorts of actions that have turned many people to view Charlie as a sort of God and we're hoping that his appearance on The Charlie Sheen Show will catapult him as a hero to all."

Sheen's personal life has been well documented recently and he is hopes that The Charlie Sheen Show will shake off the public opinion that he is a drugged up, porn star romper.

Sheen said, "I'm bi-winning every day. If I bi-win this program, I can just set my gear to go and let loose."

The former 2 And A Half Men star has signed a deal worth £6 million, which he is hoping to spend on magic beans once he returns to the United States.

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