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Monday, 1 August 2011

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Miley Cyrus shown on her way to get her sixth tattoo. (Photo courtesy of Boo Boo Stewart).

TARZANA - Miley Cyrus recently visited The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo located in Tarzana with her little sister 11-year-old Noah Lindsey Cyrus.

While Noah was petting a Tennessee Fainting Goat Miley was approached by iRumors reporter Vodka Vermicelli and asked about her latest tattoo.

Cyrus was only to glad to talk about it as she said she got it in honor of a certain segment of her fans who have been very supportive of her going back to the days of Hannah Montana.

"Mileybird," as Vice-President Joe Biden loves to call her, stated that her most recent tattoo is a small equal sign which is located on the inside of her ring finger.

Cyrus asked her tattoo artist Sawyer "The Needle Man" Frazzlewater, who is regarded as The Tattoo Artist To The Stars, to do the equals tattoo in support of gay marriage.

When word got out regarding Miley's new pro-gay marriage tattoo it is reported that within twenty minutes both Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann expressed anger that Cyrus would choose to honor the gay establishment with an equal sign tattoo which everyone knows is just like having a rainbow tattoo.

Miley reportedly addressed Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin and Michele "Hairspray" Bachmann's remarks by saying that the two GOPrudes can find a dark corner somewhere and do some big time belly bumping.

So with Miley's latest ink art her tattoo number now stands at six. When Miss Vermicelli asked her what her father, the former country music artist Billy Ray Cyrus thought about her newest tattoo, Miley rolled her eyes and said that her dad hates all of her tattoos.

She said he told her that if the good Lord had meant for her to have tattoos she would have been born with them.

Miley said that her mother also dislikes them and told her that she would pay her a total of $12,000 to have all six tattoos removed.

Young Cyrus not only refused to have the tattoos removed but she has actually written a song about them titled, "Mom, Dad, The Damn Tattoos Ain't Coming Off And If You Want Them Off You Are Going To Have To Scratch Them Off With Your Fingernails."

The song which Miley co-wrote with Neil Sedaka and Kara DioGuardi is currently number 17 on the Billboard Top 40 Chart.

California disc jockey Ryan Seacrest says that the song is one of the most requested songs next to Taylor Momsen's "Okay So My Face Looks Like A Racoon's Face But Whatcha Got To Say About My Hooters Huh, Huh?"

In a related story. To view all of Kat Von D's body tattoos before she starts having the ones that pertain to her ex-future husband Jesse "The Wandering Wiener" James lasered off go to www.katvondstattoos.box.

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