ST. BARTS - West Indies - Angelina Jolie took what she called a much needed vacation all by herself away from her husband Brad Pitt and their half dozen kids.
Brad stayed back home in Provence, France while Angelina flew to St. Barts in the West Indies and checked into the exquisite Purple Jellyfish Hotel.
Also staying at the hotel was Justin Theroux, the new boyfriend of Jennifer Aniston, the woman whose husband (Brad Pitt) Jolie stole back in 2005.
Aniston is currently back in California doing some promotional interviews for her recent hit movie Horrible Bosses in which she stars as the sexiest, most seductively horny dentist in the history of modern dentistry.
Theroux had gone to St. Barts to visit his maternal grandmother Yula Theroux who at the age of 94, is regarded as being the world's oldest female surfer.
Justin says that Granny Yula is still in great shape but may have to give up the sport soon because so far this year, she has already lost nine sets of dentures.
Reports coming from St. Bart's Island Reporter News Agency are stating that an inside source said that he believes he saw someone who looked like Justin Theroux entering Ms. Jolie's hotel room.
He then stated that a few minutes later he heard what sounded like lap dance music coming from the room. He said that he could hear a male voice shouting out something that sounded like 'show me the 50 states, show me the 50 states.'
The man said that he had no idea what the heck that could possibly mean.
An unnamed source stated that when Brad Pitt was told of the alleged lap dance he became so furious and so angry that he admitted that the way he feels about the whole damn thing he would gladly trade Angelina Jolie to Justin Theroux for his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
Several U.S. entertainment publications have written that Angelina Jolie has remarked that she plans on doing her best to see that she breaks up the relationship between Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux.